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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

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🌊DUNKLEOSTEUS 🪸

It was nigh time I made a sticker of my favorite wet beast 😌

RB's etc appreciated! 🙇

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In the town where I grew up, there was a large statue in one of the parks, of a famous historical white colonizer. I'm not going to say who specifically, suffice it to say that it was someone who wasn't worth memorializing for their deeds. And as you can imagine, this statue was a frequent target of vandalism, with paint or toilet paper or eggs on multiple occasions. Now, the local council was generally pretty lax when it came to repairing potholes or other public damage in the town, but every time, 24 hours after this particular statue was hit, the same person would always appear in a Hi-Vis vest, hat, mask and sunglasses, carrying a bucket of water, and wash it clean. They would do it as quickly as possible, but always made sure the face and the name carved at the bottom were generously scrubbed. This only encouraged people to do it again, and so it became a vicious cycle.

Within a year, the statue had sustained so much damage that it was unrecognizable and the lettering unreadable, so eventually the council came and took it down. Also apparently, the person in the Hi-Vis vest didn't even work for the council. They were supposedly just some 'good samaritan' who cleaned it, often before the council even discovered it needed cleaning, so they just let them do it and ignored the problem. They didn't bother putting the statue up again.

Much later, we found out that the anonymous 'samaritan' had been deliberately washing the statue with a bucket of saltwater, which had dramatically corroded it, causing irreversible accumulative damage far worse than spray paint ever would have done. It's even theorized that they were also often the one spray-painting it, just so that they had an excuse to come back after a day to wash it.

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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

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Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

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The salmonella onion ban has informed me that about 50% of my mutuals had a nice soup planned that's just RUINED now.

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Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

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BOOST!

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Funky concept - your height reversed is how tall you’d be as a cryptid/fantasy creature   ✌️

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do advertisers think they're being quirky? cute? breedable even?

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its been said before but  it honestly bears repeating now more than ever. girl help

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PSA from Blobby. Something we should talk about more ❤️

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okay fuck ALL personality type indicators u know of just forget them right now I have a new one for u and it’s really good

reblog and put IN THE TAGS!!!!! what ur costume was on ur first halloween (or like,, the first one u had a costume for)

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alright hear me out: veggietales inspired tarot card deck

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So the music industry is trying to make it a felony to violate DMCA on Twitch, and thus everywhere else. It's coming to vote in 2 days