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“the future is harsh and so am i” - donatello probably

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hey, did you know that the world is a better place because of your creations and art and writing, no matter how niche or how many people see it

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chat fic: dick measuring contest

Inspired by this post from @juggernaut-sika

Summary: the turtles send dick pics to y/n and shit gets stupid

Warnings: sexual themes, swearing

group chat: dr banner's funky little friends

Leo⚔: Y/N we need to ask you a question.

Dontron: are we SERIOUSLY doing this??

Raffff 🔪🔪: lol donnie gettin scared

Dontron: jfc Im not scared i just dont want to make y/n uncomfortable

Mikeeey: idk what u thinks gonna happen OBVIOUSLy shes gonna like mine more

Raffff🔪🔪: HA y/n's gonna need a fuckin magnifying glass to see urs mike

Leo⚔: Y/N are you there

Y/n: huh? oh lol hey guys are y’all comparin tiddy sizes or some shit Bc if so I hate to say it but Raph’s got y’all beat

Mikeeey: AHAHAHA

Leo⚔: 😂

Dontron: 😭😭😭

Raffff🔪🔪: omfg STOP CALLING EM TITS.

Y/n: I just tell it like it is man

Mikeeey: u think raphs got better totties than ME??? i'm HURT

Y/n: look. Raph’s just got massive honkers. There’s no point denying that he's got the mondo bazongas (Leo⚔, Mikeeey, & Dontron laughed at your message)

Dontron: ^^^

Mikeeey: dang 😔 can’t argue with the facts

Raffff🔪🔪: STOP calling em tits they are MUSCLE

Y/n: Raph,,, Tiddy is an Emotion,,, its a Feeling,,, (Mikeeey emphasized your message)

Leo⚔: can you elaborate on that

Y/n: No. (Raffff🔪🔪, Dontron, Mikeeey, & Leo⚔ laughed at your message)

You don’t gotta be a lady to have tiddies case closed

Raffff🔪🔪: THEY ARE NOT TITS JESUS FCUK

Y/n: Idk what to tell you raph u asked and I delivered.

I diagnose you w Huge Milkers

Raffff🔪🔪: THATS NOT WHAT WE WERE EVEN ASKING ABOUT

Y/n: Oh lol my bad ig

Leo⚔: we were hoping we could get your input on a very sensitive matter

Raffff🔪🔪: jfc

Mikeeey: Leo why r u phrasin it like someone DIED

Y/n: Okay someone pls just tell me what it is

Dontron: we’re comparing dicks and we want your input

Y/n: PFFT ARE YOU FOR REAL???

Dontron: I TOLD you

Leo⚔: never mind, forget it. Dumb idea. sorry y/n

Y/n: HOLD UP I DIDNT SAY NO COME BACK What do you mean you want my opinion?? Like just generally what girls like or? Bc different girls have different tastes but I know Generally lmao

Dontron: generally would be fine

Mikeeey: or u could tell us what YOU like 😜

Raffff🔪🔪: stfu mikey

Y/n: Are y’all fuckin w me right now Bc I stg

Leo⚔: I think you’d know if we were fucking

Raffff🔪🔪: 🙄🙄

Dontron: 🙄🙄🙄

Mikeeey: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Raffff🔪🔪: you must be really popular w girls huh

Y/n: Alright I’m game, how am I judging these

[Mikeeey sent an image]

[Raffff🔪🔪 sent an image]

[Dontron sent an image]

[Leo⚔ sent an image]

Y/n: ASJDIAO FUCK HOLY SHIT I FORGTO YOU COULD SEND THOESE

Raffff🔪🔪: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT??

(Dontron, Mikeeey, and Leo⚔ emphasized that message)

Y/n: IDK LIKE

A PWOERPOINT OR SOME SHIT

SHARK TANK BUT DICKS?? I DONT FUCKING KNOW

(Mikeeey, Raffff🔪🔪, and Dontron laughed at your message)

Y/n: HOLD ON

Dontron: btw from longest to shortest it’s me, raph, Leo, and mikey

Y/n: okay now i've calmed down and mentally Prepared myself to see some dick pics

Y/n: Aight aight So. first off. do not have garbage in the bg of a dick pic

Dontron: PFFT

Raffff🔪🔪: @ mike lmaoooo

Mikeeey: 😔😔

Y/n: raph PLEASE wash under your fingernails

or at the very least wash your HANDS

Raffff🔪🔪: the dirts just gonna get back under there tho

Dontron: why am i not surprised walkin around w dick hands smh

Raffff🔪🔪: its a man thing you wouldnt understand

Mikeeey: wait r u supposed to wash ur hands after touching ur dick

Y/n: Yes.

Dontron: YES OH MY GOD

Mikeeey: I didn't know!!

Raffff🔪🔪: don't listen to em mike they don't know shit

Leo⚔: guys stop interrupting let y/n finish

Raffff🔪🔪: simp

Dontron: simp

Mikeeey: SIMPPP

Y/n: Okay,, so,,,

Mikeeey: 👀👀

Dontron:👀👀👀

Y/n: donnie I mean this in the nicest way possible.

Y/n: why did you take a hostage picture of your dick (Leo⚔, Raffff🔪🔪, Mikeeey, and Dontron laughed at your message)

Mikeeey: PFFFFFT YOURE RIGHT

Leo⚔: has to be held at gunpoint to cooperate (Y/n, Raffff🔪🔪, and Mikeeey laughed at that message)

Dontron: how would I get around with this thing otherwise

Mikeeey: wind it up like a garden hose (Y/n, Raffff🔪🔪, Leo⚔, and Dontron laughed at that message)

Y/n: okay let me actually finish this Leo. I'm just gonna say. I can see the wall of your room in the picture

Leo⚔: ?

Mikeeey: wait now i gotta look

Mikeeey: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Dontron: ???MIKU???

Raffff🔪🔪: OH MY GOD 😂😂😂😂😂

Dontron: HEY WAIT THATTS MY MIKU POSTER

Dontron: YOU WHORE

[Leo⚔ has left the chat]

[Y/n added Leo⚔ to 'dr banner's funky little friends']

Mikeeey: YOU CANT RUN

Dontron: homewrecker!!!

Leo⚔: ..........i am ashamed

Y/n: Leo if it makes u feel better its def not the most embarrassing dick pic i've been sent lol and i've been sent a LOT like hundreds lol

Leo⚔: HUH?

Raffff🔪🔪: HUNDRESD??

Dontron: who sends you all these dick pics????

Y/n: random guys mostly

Dontron: i guess that makes sense w the internet lol

Y/n: ((also vern once lmao))

Dontron: WAIT

Raffff🔪🔪: WHT

Leo⚔: WHAT

Dontron: ??

Mikeeey: did you ask for them????

Y/n: of course not!!

Y/n: he is SO not my type lol he's like a billion years old it was a total accident he meant to text his gf

Leo⚔: do you want me to kill him (Raffff🔪🔪, Mikeeey, and Dontron emphasized that message)

Y/n: NO it's literally fine he was SUPER embarrassed got me a new tv after apologizing like a thousand times

Raffff🔪🔪: vern better watch his fucking back

Raffff🔪🔪: drop an addy i just wanna talk

Mikeeey: unsolicited pics are worth like TEN tvs (Raffff🔪🔪, Leo⚔, and Dontron all emphasized that message)

Y/n: Also sent me some edible arrangements there was also Not much to see lmao just self-tanner lines and broken dreams

Mikeeey: gross

Y/n: 🤷🤷 what can i say dicks are terrible to look at

Raffff🔪🔪: what's that supposed to mean

Y/n: usually they look weird and kinda gross? idk I will say yall got Aesthetically Pleasing dongers idk how mutation made your dicks look that pretty but it did a great fuckin job

Mikeeey: 🥺🥺🥺

Dontron: that's actually super nice oddly enough

Y/n: in short,,

nice cock 👌

(Raffff🔪🔪, Mikeeey, Dontron, & Leo⚔ liked your message)

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Peonies

Rise Donnie x fExLover (Aged up)

Rated R?, ANGST, sads, feels, hurt, old break up, mention of biting and scars, 1.2k word-count

Could be any turtle but Mikey. Had Rise Donatello in mind for this, though. He's the bitey one. I dk.

It had been years since he’d seen her.

Far over a thousand days to attempt to mend his broken heart. The planet continued to revolve around the sun. Holidays cycled on without her. Birthdays without her homemade cakes or thoughtful surprises. Seasons that shifted the colors and vibes of the city continued to change. Time simply marched on even though he struggled to do the same. The universe felt particularly cold and uncaring for a long time.

The first spring without her had been so much worse than any lonely one before her. His longing for her touch, for her familiar scent, for her hungry kisses, for her bare skin against his, for her yielding body to eagerly accept his… It had nearly driven him mad. He had finally cried then. No, not cried. He had sobbed. It had simply been too much. As he lay in his sheets, curled up and holding himself tight, he had wailed, not just for the loss of her touch, or voice, or smile, but for the loss of their powerful connection. He mourned the loss of his mate.

Over time it had gotten easier. He learned how to shove away painful thoughts of their life together. He pushed past memories easier. His family helped him make new ones over the old so places like the park and his favorite coffee shop became bearable again. The birthday cakes Mikey made were good, better tasting and professional looking even, but it wasn’t the same.

It wasn’t going to be the same.

He knew that. It was different now. He was different because of her. She had taught him so much about himself and love. She’d taught him things he never even knew he needed to know. She’d shifted his perspective on things. She had brought out parts of him that were silly, mushy, and playful. Parts he thought he’d abandoned to his youth. She’d caused change. And she was still a part of him. She had left her mark on him, even if it wasn’t physically evident. He, however, had visibly marked her.

The first time he did it, he hadn’t even realized that it was happening until he came down from one of the most intense climaxes of his life. As the distinct taste of iron bloomed on his tongue, he came to his senses, pulled back suddenly, and began to apologize profusely. He felt so guilty. It took him weeks to even look at it, well after the bandage had come off. He had felt so ashamed for letting such an animalistic urge take him over and hurt her. She had soothed him every time, though. Promised that she wasn’t upset. Told him she even liked it.

When he finally allowed himself to look at the healed over teeth indentations he’d left on her skin, after much encouragement from her, his heart raced. Something in his brain knew that those were his teeth marks on her skin. She had his mark. She was his.

Over time, and repeated bites to the same spot, the skin scarred. The pink twin crescents were a reminder that she was his. She wore loose, wide-necked T-shirts and tank tops around him on purpose, proudly wearing his mark. He liked seeing it, touching it, nosing it, kissing it, nipping at it. It meant that she was his. When they made love, he would bite the spot carefully when he reached his climax. She’d react positively and look at him with trust and love in her eyes, whispering, “Yours.” On special occasions, he’d sink his teeth in properly, usually hissing possessively at her, “Mine.” It reinforced their unique bond. A reminder that she accepted him fully, spines, shell, weird urges, and all. That had been years ago, though.

Standing in the small, quiet shop, he was frozen, eyes locked on her. There was no mistake at all; it was her. She hadn’t noticed him through the glass, and as his heart raced, he was grateful. Her hair was shorter than he remembered, but her face was the same. She was wearing a cute, bright, citrus printed summer dress. Time seemed to slow as she stood on the corner of the busy intersection, waiting for the light. She was with a friend, laughing and looking joyful and carefree. Her happiness made the corners of his mouth pull up briefly. He was glad she looked so healthy and happy. It made him feel good that she seemed to be doing well. When she shifted and turned, his face suddenly fell, and his stomach dropped.

There on her shoulder, where his permanent mark had once been, the symbol of their pair bond, the evidence of their unwavering dedication to one another, the sign of their love for one another, was now an elaborate and large, yellow floral tattoo.

He knew that if he ever saw her again it would be difficult, but he had never ever imagined that she’d do this. He wanted to look away, but he couldn’t tear his eyes from her. From the tattoo. From where his mark used to be.

When the light changed and she moved across the street, he followed her until she disappeared into the crowd. Finally breathing again, his chest heaved. It hurt. It felt like he had shards of glass in his lungs. He hadn’t felt like this in a long time. His eyes burned, blurry with tears. It hurt. He realized he was gripping the small hand basket so tight that he’d bent the metal handle and cracked the plastic. Oh god it hurt.

It was logical that she would not want to look at his mark again, but he had never imagined that she’d cover it up like that. Never imagined that she’d see her out and about like this. He wished she had been wearing a shirt that covered it. That he hadn’t even seen her. That he had never seen that damn tattoo. Was it new looking? How long had it been since she had gotten it? How long did she wait to get it? It hurt. It hurt far worse than he’d expected it to. He felt like an old, healed wound had suddenly been ripped open again.

After silently gathering himself, which felt like trying to pull a large pile of marbles up into his arms, he paid and left the shop. He paused and looked down the street towards where she had gone. Was that the way to the park? Would she be at the park? He could easily spot her again in that dress. No. No, no, no. Turning towards home, he moved in the opposite direction and didn’t look back.

Closing in on the alley that would lead him home, he neared a small florist stand. His steps slowed and his eyes widened as a bright bundle of large, round flowers caught his eye. His stomach clenched again, and it felt like ice water had been dumped into his veins. They were the same flowers as her tattoo.

“Ah, they’re beautiful, aren’t they? They also smell amazing,” the florist gushed.

Moving closer, he reached out a single, shaky finger and delicately touched the soft pink petals. He knew he shouldn’t, but he closed his eyes and took in the delicate fragrance. It was pleasant and not overwhelming. Something mildly familiar.

“What are they?” he quietly asked the florist, trying to hide the sorrow in his tone.

She smiled gently, “Peonies.”

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been thinking about brawler Donnie lately and feel like your f!donnie would look sick as hell just fucking shit up 👀 either that or giving him a giant claymore/ axe makes the brain worms go brrr xD

I've been living through your art lately so I wanna thank you for the incredible food 🙏 I love the way you use colours -especially the lighting- it's so peak.

Ohh, thank you! This is really sweet!

I love drawing Donnie with a variety of weapons because his ability to just manifest stuff is so fun to think about! IGBAU Donnie prefers ranged weapons and firearms now, but he will still use a hand to hand weapon when he needs to!

He just hasn't used his original tech-bo in a long time. It's hard to look at.

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IYKYK

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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts

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((Not my video... BUT ITS THE MOOD)) 🎃🎃

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I'm not dead, I've just been away from the computer. Hopefully I will post more nonsense soon. <3

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It's Thursday

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@kathaynesart

Doodle :3

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Old art I like

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I FOUND SOME NEW CONTENT OF THE BOYS !!

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Happy World Turtle Day, have some catchphrases!

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Writing Tips

Punctuating Dialogue

✧

➸ “This is a sentence.”

➸ “This is a sentence with a dialogue tag at the end,” she said.

➸ “This,” he said, “is a sentence split by a dialogue tag.”

➸ “This is a sentence,” she said. “This is a new sentence. New sentences are capitalized.”

➸ “This is a sentence followed by an action.” He stood. “They are separate sentences because he did not speak by standing.”

➸ She said, “Use a comma to introduce dialogue. The quote is capitalized when the dialogue tag is at the beginning.”

➸ “Use a comma when a dialogue tag follows a quote,” he said.

“Unless there is a question mark?” she asked.

“Or an exclamation point!” he answered. “The dialogue tag still remains uncapitalized because it’s not truly the end of the sentence.”

➸ “Periods and commas should be inside closing quotations.”

➸ “Hey!” she shouted, “Sometimes exclamation points are inside quotations.”

However, if it’s not dialogue exclamation points can also be “outside”!

➸ “Does this apply to question marks too?” he asked.

If it’s not dialogue, can question marks be “outside”? (Yes, they can.)

➸ “This applies to dashes too. Inside quotations dashes typically express—“

“Interruption” — but there are situations dashes may be outside.

➸ “You’ll notice that exclamation marks, question marks, and dashes do not have a comma after them. Ellipses don’t have a comma after them either…” she said.

➸ “My teacher said, ‘Use single quotation marks when quoting within dialogue.’”

➸ “Use paragraph breaks to indicate a new speaker,” he said.

“The readers will know it’s someone else speaking.”

➸ “If it’s the same speaker but different paragraph, keep the closing quotation off.

“This shows it’s the same character continuing to speak.”

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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

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Preorders were supposed to end today, but I'm going to extend them until Friday the 30th! I expect to ship out buttons and charms in July! Once they end I'll close shop and it won't open again until after August. Sadly, there won't be any extras this time, so if you want any of these new designs, or want me to restock, now's your chance! Shop Link Here