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im hearing reports that santa drank all the liqour in my sisters kitchen while everybody was sleeping oh my god why would he do this. And he didnt leave presents. And it wasnt me

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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Hi could you please dub over jerma clips in japanese please

why?

okay

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You know who else just fell out of a coconut tree?

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Garbodor -- Aya Kusube

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in the pussy making max headroom faces

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a drug being illegal is like 45% of the fun so if hippie commie liberal woke minnesota legalizes mushrooms im moving on to krokodil

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what if you were just a poor defenseless cute little pyro behind enemy lines and EVERYONE wanted you dead SO BADLY

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marched with a guy last season who apparently didn't believe that bisexuality was real. that guy was such an enigma he was wildly transphobic but was also way too stupid to clock me it was bizarre. i will always remember you bass 5 owen

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Nymble -- Kouki Saito

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Today in vc we discussed the concept of a gmod funeral so I drew my interpretation.

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