iria2w
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Late 20s. She/her. Be safe out there kids!
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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Here’s to 2023, a year of as many little courageous kindnesses as possible. ♥️
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went to the nurse and i was like i need a period product. and they go. we are in the male ward. and I'm like i have a uterus. and they process it so slowly and they're like. do. do. you want a yorkie bar. will this help with the gender dysphoria. and i'm like ...you know what. sure.
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little drummer boy: OI MISTAH I AIN'T GOT NO GIFT FOR THE BABY KING
mary, recovering from birth in a fucken stable: don't sweat it kid you're like ten or something
little drummer boy: I CAN PLAY ME DRUM FOR HIM, I CAN
mary: no, no, that's really not necessar--
little drummer boy: BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting
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Nissan Harlecube, 2009. A special edition of the third edition Cube
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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared
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“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”
I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.
Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.
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"The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it."
poem by Mikko Harvey
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I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.
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