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Worst dog name, go.

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One of the worst feelings in the world: when you are just desperate, like claw-your-own-skin-off desperate, to create, but the only thing that even vaguely appeals to you to work on is a nebulous half-feeling that might be dreamily related to some half-formed notion of a concept. I must! Make! No thing! Only make!

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its time to take the turkey out of the oven. its done now.

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This website is so so so good

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most of my interactions with pets come from an english-speaking context i have no idea how i'd talk to an animal in my home language… no way i'm seeing a cat on the street in france and going "saluuuut bonjouuuuuuur"

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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There are too many horrors going on, so I leave you with some lessons from the great Rabbi Linda. Perhaps Rebecca Bunch can finally figure it out.

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am

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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

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when ur whole crew doesnt know a damn thing

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its beginning to suck a lot like penis

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the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.

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im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin