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Dick being an absolute sweet pea to Jon while simultaneously being passive aggressive with Bruce

Bruce why do you keep the lollipops by the smoke bombs

And Dick pulling out his circus tricks to calm Jon down I can’t it’s too cute IT’S TOO CUTE

From: Nightwing #89

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The story is at 22000 words. I will get it done. I swear.

Jiang Cheng, ALL THE DOGS YOU WANT!

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Random Stuff #10:  Daoist Elements and More in The Untamed/MDZS Part 2 - Weapons and Magical Objects

(Part 1 Here) (Super-long post ahead!)

Talismans/Charms/符箓/符咒

The talismans in both the live-action and animated shows originate from Daoist talismans, which in turn developed from early shamanistic traditions.  Like what Lan Wangji tells Jiang Cheng in the show, real life Daoist talismans are usually made for beneficial purposes, one of which being to ward off evil spirits.  Other purposes of such talismans include everything from curing illnesses to controlling floods to communicating with the gods.  In order to call forth gods to accomplish these goals, writing/drawing on the talismans usually include “incantations” that start with “勅令”, or “command”, on the very top. The word can be traced back to 敕令, which refers to orders from an emperor, but since 敕 is traditionally reserved for the emperor, Daoists use 勅 on their talismans.  The meaning is also slightly changed, as 敕 has 攵 on the right, implying the order is written; meanwhile 勅 has 力/force on the right, implying the order is executed by “force”.  

The body of the talisman sometimes include complex combinations of Chinese characters (合体字/複文) that are more like visual symbols and do not have their own pronunciations.  On a talisman these “combination characters” are usually arranged in a specific pattern. These combination characters aren’t exclusive to Daoism, however.  Below is a well-known combination character created from the word 招財進寶 (lit:  “gaining wealth and attracting riches”), commonly seen pasted on doors and windows around Chinese New Year for luck.

Other elements of a talisman are mostly made up of symbols such as the yinyang symbol, eight trigrams, and special strokes that also hold symbolic meaning.

A fun detail from the animated show:  in the scene where Jiang Cheng shows the inverted evil-warding talisman to Lan Wangji, we can see that WWX’s addition in blood near the top turns the 人 part into 夷, as in 夷陵老祖/”Yiling Founder”, giving the viewer a solid hint as to who changed the talismans.   

Sword (Jian)/剑

Jian sword refers specifically to pointed double-edged one-handed straight swords.  The sword is important to religious Daoism, but its origin as a culturally-significant symbol lies in history.

The sword was an actual weapon used on the battlefield before Han dynasty (before 202 BC), and it was that time, long long ago, that the sword was associated with certain human qualities, such as an unyielding sense of justice.  From there, the jian sword eventually became an ornamental item symbolizing high social status.  Evidences of this can be found in the Book of Rites (《禮記》), a book detailing etiquettes and rituals for nobles of Zhou dynasty (1046-256 BC).  For example, a chapter mentioned “when looking upon a gentleman’s attire, sword, and carriage horse, do not gossip about their value” (“觀君子之衣服，服劍，乘馬，弗賈”).  One such decorative jian sword artifact even survived to this day:

Sword of Goujian, King of Yue (越王勾践剑), part of the collection of Hubei Provincial Museum.  Note:  the engraved “bird-worm seal script” (鳥蟲篆; basically a highly decorative font) text says “Goujian, King of Yue, made this sword for his personal use” (戉王鸠浅，自乍用鐱).

By the Eastern Han dynasty (25-220 AD), Daoism had established itself as a folk religion.  Many of the customs and etiquettes passed down from pre-Qin dynasty times were mystified and given religious importance in the then newly-established Daoist belief system, including the aforementioned etiquettes involving the jian sword.  People came to believe the jian sword as holding magical properties, a weapon gifted by heaven itself, allowing its wielder (usually a Daoist priest) to fight and triumph over demonic spirits.  As the jian sword became more and more of a Daoist ceremonial item than an actual weapon, it also slowly changed to this familiar form today:

(Modern ceremonial Daoist jian swords.  Fun fact:  it is widely believed that jian swords made entirely of peach wood have better demon-banishing abilities than regular swords, since peach trees were said to have demon-warding effects.) 

So, a sword that was worn to show respect, used to showcase social status AND have demon-warding powers?  Does that sound familiar?

It was no accident that the day WWX refused to take his sword with him (since he gave his core to Jiang Cheng so Jiang Cheng could continue to use swords) was also the day the other sects/clans started to alienate him.  The sword symbolized status, and WWX was only the son of a servant, a “lone genius” (一枝独秀/”a lone blooming branch”, in the words of Jiang Cheng) among all the young nobles, so it was fitting that WWX abandoned the “righteous” sword path to walk a new and unique path in order to reach his full potential.

“Fly whisk”/“duster”/fu chen/拂尘

Remember the funny-looking duster-like objects that Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen held in the live action series?  Those are called fu chen, or “拂尘” in Chinese, and hold symbolic meaning in Daoism.  To explore that meaning, let’s first explain the name “fu chen”.  Fu chen literally means “brush dust”, so the Chinese meaning is really more like “duster” than the common English translation of “fly whisk”.  But then what sort of “dust” is it really “brushing”?

The concept of “dust” (尘) in both Daoism and Chinese Buddhism refers to the normal secular human society, with all of its material objects and worldly wants and worries.  Thus, the symbolic meaning of fu chen/“duster” is to clear these worries and wants–in other words, worldly attachments–from one’s mind, allowing one to exit the secular world.  For this reason, in China, the process of abandoning one’s normal life in society for the life of a Daoist priest or Buddhist monk is called “出家” (lit. “exiting home”) or “出世” (lit. “exiting world”; world here meaning society).

Since both Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen are Daoist priests (they were both referred to as “道长”), and both wandered through the world banishing evil rather than settling down somewhere and integrating into society, it was a nice choice to have them each hold a fu chen.  

“Stygian Tiger Seal” or “Yin Tiger Seal”/阴虎符

This one is a non-Daoist reference, but it’s still rooted in Chinese history, so here we go.

The fact that the Stygian Tiger seal is called a “tiger seal”/虎符 and has two halves that unleash powerful resentment energy when fitted together (this mechanism is present in both book and live-action but is absent in the animated show, where the two halves appear to be conjoined), points to the inspiration being the tiger amulet.  In imperial China, tiger amulets/虎符 are metal tiger figurines that split into halves lengthwise, and serve the important purpose of approving military deployment.  The imperial court would hold the right half, while the left half would be issued to military officials.  

When army deployment is needed, the official would bring the left half of the figurine to the imperial court, and if it combines with the right half into a whole figurine, then the military deployment would be officially approved.  Historically, tiger amulets are a security measure designed to give the imperial court control over the military.

Finally, some joke talismans I found on the web:

Translation:  “No need to work overtime”; “hold the talisman and chant ‘PIKA PIKA’”, “will confuse your boss so you can get off work early”.

Translation:  “passes exam without studying”, “bullshitting it”, “no need to study”.  (I think I’ll need one of these lol…………………………..)

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Okay but Jiang Cheng who is literally never alone whenever his disciples can help it. (Especially Post Canon because every time they leave him alone he gets fucking stabbed or runs off dammit Zongshu)

If there's a political reason for him to stand apart from them then they'll allow it, but the moment they have the chance they're right there. They're pressed as close as they can be, unable to bare their fangs but their swords are ready at any sign from their leader.

They go into an Inn after a hunt and Jiang Cheng never gets to sit alone, he's got his senior disciples on his left and right. His juniors are spread out around him so anyone has to go through them. He sits perfectly straight as they laugh and cheer, toasting each other. His face never changes from that hard as steel glower but they can see how soft he is in his movements.

The way he carefully pushes the wine bottles away from the edge, the way he plates them up whenever a large order arrives. He walks through the juniors, nodding at their greetings and their shouts of accomplishments, congratulating with only a few words but they light up like lanterns. He marks their injuries and passes a few pieces of silver for them to get more food, he remembers being young and growing and always so hungry.

He returns to his senior disciples and they make heckling comments, but he ignores them (and by that I mean his eyes soften even as he rolls them and tells them not to drink so much or he'll kick them out of the sect). They cheers each other and Jiang Cheng never looks bothered by the noise. Sometimes he'll say a scathing comment and they'll howl with laughter at whoever was just roasted, cheering their sect leader for being funny.

At home, there's never a guard far away even when Jiang Cheng is in his section of Lotus Pier. He can glance at the rooftops and see a shadow watching loyally over him and their home. He stands at a pier to welcome back a few disciples and they're surrounded by a crowd, it's loud and it's crazy and it's Jiang. He takes a boat out and he always lets another follow with the ones who want to play on the lake and he sits in the sun and watches over them as they laugh and play. They never begrudge him his time alone, or when he has to return early they just follow.

Jiang Cheng likes to be alone sometimes, he likes to stand under a pavilion and suck back tears of pain and happiness, guilt and love, but he is never ever alone.

All he has to do is turn around and they'll all be there, waiting for him.

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Yep. Post-canon Wangxian visit Jin Ling and come face to face with his cousins - there are, say ten of them?

WWX: Jin Ling, why are there so many of them?

JL: I have four aunts? Where do you think babies come from?

WWX: But - but -

JL: Next time you visit Lotus Pier, you should ask to meet them. They're great.

WWX: BSOD

LWJ: Mn.

some of you are making sect leader yao way too brave in your fics. in canon he's just an annoying yes-man who goes whichever way the wind blows and (pardon my language) rides whichever dick is the most powerful....he's not going to openly pick fights with sect leader jiang or chief cultivator hanguang-jun if he doesn't think that a bunch of people are also going to do that. he doesn't want to be the Lone Voice. he's not wen chao.

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The Untamed cast: Wang Zhuocheng

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Hm. All his daughters? Hm. Hm!

Sect Leader Yao, in an effort to suck up to Jiang Sect and Jiang Cheng, does, in fact, offer him all four of his daughters, at the same time even, possibly in the hopes that he'll at least take one. Jiang Cheng has the refusal letter all prepared, when he gets another letter, from the four daughters.

"Please marry all of us, we need to get OUT of this HOUSE and AWAY from our FATHER. We'll give you all the children you want, take care of your nephew and run your house like beloved sisters. (We'll also get rid of any assholes and bully our father if he's an asshole to you.)"

Jiang Cheng, baby Jin Ling on his lap, mushy vegetables on his robe, a stack of paperwork to do, disciples waiting for training, civilians requesting night hunts, requiring about twenty hours more each day: "There is no downside to this. Come to Lotus Pier, I'll marry you."

Then he marries all of them and within a year turns into the envy of every cultivator alive.

some of you are making sect leader yao way too brave in your fics. in canon he's just an annoying yes-man who goes whichever way the wind blows and (pardon my language) rides whichever dick is the most powerful....he's not going to openly pick fights with sect leader jiang or chief cultivator hanguang-jun if he doesn't think that a bunch of people are also going to do that. he doesn't want to be the Lone Voice. he's not wen chao.

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I'd watch it religiously.

Ok, but listen.

Jiang Cheng, in nothing but his inner robes, gunning it barefoot down the walkaways of Lotus Pier, because his beloved nephew (age four) decided to escape his bed and climb into an unsecured boat that is now being pushed by wind into the lake, much to Jin Ling's wailing dismay.

JC didn't even think to use Sandu, just launched himself full-tilt from the end of the pier with sheer physical brass of knowing he can eat that twenty metres...

A few minutes later, he was rowing the boat back with one arm, the other full of a wailing nephew, adrenaline finally settling down.

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But it's alright. Because jiujiu always comes and saves him.

Ok, but listen.

Jiang Cheng, in nothing but his inner robes, gunning it barefoot down the walkaways of Lotus Pier, because his beloved nephew (age four) decided to escape his bed and climb into an unsecured boat that is now being pushed by wind into the lake, much to Jin Ling's wailing dismay.

JC didn't even think to use Sandu, just launched himself full-tilt from the end of the pier with sheer physical brass of knowing he can eat that twenty metres...

A few minutes later, he was rowing the boat back with one arm, the other full of a wailing nephew, adrenaline finally settling down.

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He just doesn't want to. It's much nicer to have jiujiu save him.

Ok, but listen.

Jiang Cheng, in nothing but his inner robes, gunning it barefoot down the walkaways of Lotus Pier, because his beloved nephew (age four) decided to escape his bed and climb into an unsecured boat that is now being pushed by wind into the lake, much to Jin Ling's wailing dismay.

JC didn't even think to use Sandu, just launched himself full-tilt from the end of the pier with sheer physical brass of knowing he can eat that twenty metres...

A few minutes later, he was rowing the boat back with one arm, the other full of a wailing nephew, adrenaline finally settling down.

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Bonus: The rest of Lotus Pier looks up, sees what is happening, and goes back to what they were doing. This shit happens every week. They can't want until Jin Ling learns to row. They KNOW he can swim!

Ok, but listen.

Jiang Cheng, in nothing but his inner robes, gunning it barefoot down the walkaways of Lotus Pier, because his beloved nephew (age four) decided to escape his bed and climb into an unsecured boat that is now being pushed by wind into the lake, much to Jin Ling's wailing dismay.

JC didn't even think to use Sandu, just launched himself full-tilt from the end of the pier with sheer physical brass of knowing he can eat that twenty metres...

A few minutes later, he was rowing the boat back with one arm, the other full of a wailing nephew, adrenaline finally settling down.

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wei wuxian, jiang cheng, and nie huaisang all emit very strong "what doesn't kill me should have tried harder" vibes and that I really feel like that is the attitude that saw them through this alive

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I mean, it's kind of amazing just how Jiang Fengmian kept messing up, isn't it?

Fic is in the works.

.........I have no words really. I have. No words.

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It has taken MONTHS but I can write again. And how.

Five fucking thousand words today.

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“It’s… not what Tante Cordelia is most famous for, on Barrayar,” Martya offered after a moment.

Cordelia: I’m a successful survey captain, but do they call me Captain Naismith, Betan explorer?

Cordelia: I was foster-mother to the Emperor and influenced his education, but do they call me Lady Vorkosigan, influencer of Barrayaran politics for a generation?

Cordelia: I was even a war hero, even though I didn’t do most of what I’m credited for.

Cordelia: But you bring home ONE SEVERED HEAD in a shopping bag -!

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I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams in The Addams Family (1991) & Addams Family Values (1993)