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[ipaliaepochi]

"MOM'S SECRET." | PATRICIA X GN!READER.

GENRE - CRACK/SATIRE AND PLATONIC [not really lol, more like enemies.]

WARNING: EVERYTHING IN THIS FANFIC WILL NOT BE SERIOUS, SWEARING, YELLING AND MOM JOKE. 😰

"DAMN GIRL, SHE REALLY SLAY."

You compliment her after you witness how Patricia walk. "SHUT THE HELL UP, [......]!!! WE SHOULD FOCUS ON OUR GOALS, NOT GETTING SOME BITCHES DURING OUR INVESTIGATION?!!" Luis raised his voice at your ass.

"SAY THE ONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND." You immediately yelled back at him, Luis was stunned by your words to the point you left his ass at the entrance and start searching for the 4 keys to the boiler room.

You check some hallways to find nobody and a key on the right of the mirror on the floor, you literally ran your ass to the mirror and quickly grab it. All of suddenly, you heard Patricia's crazy laugh and a footsteps coming in your way.

You ran your ass so fast, to the point you accidentally fall to the hard floor. You heard Patricia's voice behind you, "Oh my. What a clumsy Journalist, I really guess your partner in crime left you here huh?" Patricia mocked your ass as she put her heel at the top of your back.

"I think you should have to learn a lesson when coming to here." Patricia said, as she picked your clothes and she stare at your eyes as if you're a wild animal coming here.

"A-A-A-A-A-And that is?..." You stutter out of fear, hoping the lesson is not harsh or anything. "Ur mom." Patricia said to your face to the point you started crying and start running like a child.

After that, you beg Luis to collect the keys and carry your ass through the huge mansion and Luis accepts your pleading.

However, both of you get captured by Alatar and get thrown in the basement, however you still remember your lesson and you live to regret it. Fuck you, Patricia.

Note: what the hell did I write. 💀