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yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine

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The Last of Us | Inside the Episode 5

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trust him, he's a professional

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I am playing Three Houses again, because Engage actually made me love it more, as it's the only Fire Emblem game where I care about almost all the characters (except Ashe, he is boring).

I am going to play Crimson Flower for the second time and my first goal was to immediately recruit Sylvain, Ingrid, and Felix.

What's that, Dimitri? I just stole your entire support network?

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I just want to know where my hairbrush is

dear people who didn’t grow up christian: if your christian or raised-christian friends say “hey i wanna show you something from veggietales,” 99.99999% of the time they are not trying to use it to preach to you, they just want you to feel like you’re high for the duration of the silly song they’re boutta pull up

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Should have asked Solas

Vanarí: Dorian, I am going to ask you to do something for me.

Dorian: Anything, Amatus.

Vanarí: For starters, I am going to drink three kegs of booze, I might drink a fourth one if I'm not passed out from the third.

Dorian, concerned: O...Kay ?

Vanarí: Then I want you to guide me outside of skyhold.

Dorian: I...I don't like where this is going.

Vanarí: I also want you to bring Bull with you, tell him to sharpen his axe.

Dorian: Amatus, what is the point of this ?

Vanarí: I want you to tell Bull to cut my hand off while I'm passed out drunk and threaten him if he chickens out, then tell him to take the hand and give it to the Inquisition as my letter of resignation.

Dorian: NO !

Vanarí: You just said that you'd do anything for me !

Dorian: Anything but watch my lover be mutilated !

Vanarí: They cant keep me here if I don't have this stupid mark ! I asked Cole to do it but he said no and Blackwall said no ! Surprisingly, even Sera said no !

Dorian: Because you're bloody insane !

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Hogwarts Legacy update!

We've confirmed the plot: there's an uprising among the race of hook-nosed bankers who control the economy. (Note that the more evil they are, the bigger their noses are. There's a good one who has a big nose but he used to be evil when he was younger.) They're "rebelling" because they want their stolen cultural artefacts to be returned to them and want to not be oppressed anymore, which for some reason means they also want to massacre their oppressors' entire race, because of course marginalised people asking for liberation actually secretly want to kill you. As part of this sinister cabal's nefarious plot for white—I mean, wizard—extinction, they want to kidnap a child, because that's what hook-nosed bankers like to do, right? And their leader is willing to do anything for material gain, up to and including teaming up with fascists who hate his race.

You guys know that conspiracy theorists think Jews funded the Holocaust, right? They claim we did it so we could milk it for reparation money afterwards. And did you know they think we kidnap children? Or that we actually want supremacy rather than equality, and plan to subjugate the rest of the world for our own gain? Presumably you've at least heard the claim that we control the banks. And you know this is all very popular with the alt right, don't you? Have you also heard that this game's original head developer was an alt right YouTuber?

Don't act like this is a fucking coincidence.

No, JKR wasn't involved in the game, and it's actively intended to be trans-positive. Yes, she gets money from it, and will likely donate some of that to anti-trans causes. But even if you pirate the game so she doesn't make any money off of it, you're still going to be be playing the fucking Protocols of the Elders of Gringotts.

Fucking TALK ABOUT THIS.

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These two are the main reason I am mad that Engage doesn't have paired endings.

Ivy and Diamant had a huge impact on me (and all the enemies) during my first playthrough of FE Engage. The urge to draw my two darlings was immeasurable. Emblem, engage!! For Brodia and Elusia!

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This is me. So much. It is why I no longer post multi-part fan fics unless I have actually written all the parts already!

writers will be like "here's my current wip! can't wait to share more :)" and then you never hear about it again

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thank you Edmond

With vanilla extract being a meme, I wanted to share some black history of Edmond Albius a black slave who revolutionized vanilla pollination.

He used a technique he learned of pollinating melons to polinate the orchids to create the vanilla beans. Vanilla was rare and a luxury mainly due to only being able to be pollinated by its natural pollinator in Mexico.

unfortanely, he didnt receive any money for his discovery despite being called the main man who revolutionized pollination, he died in poverty...

everyone say thank you Edmond

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I went with the cat, I feel like it would make him the happiest and thus improve his life the most.

Have another poll about Anders bc they're so fun to make!

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im convinced imaginary friends are a lie made up by the american media to sell more mental illness so. participate in my research

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You know, I always heard tumblr users were a bunch of kinky weirdos but I’m not so sure. I checked the polls and everyone here is super into vanilla.

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Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!