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Collection of pride flags for us in the modern era :(

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edited the line over this sequence and it lines up so perfectly. what the fuck. i didnt trim any of this it just follows everything so well what the fuck what teh fck

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gay people can never flirt normally, they always gotta say shit like

"-of course you're type AB, universal recipient. you take from everybody

-of course you're type 0, universal donor. no wonder you're paying 3 alimonies"

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sources? a little birdie et al., 2024

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these days, every link is just a few typos away from leading to catboy kyoya. so watch out.

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it is your responsibility as an adult to not allow your own personal trauma and psychological baggage to exacerbate the reactionary impulses which you inevitably developed growing up in the shadow of capitalism & the protestant moral code

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you could be the smartest person in the world but that doesn’t mean anything if you don’t have a yaoi soul

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you could be the smartest person in the world but that doesn’t mean anything if you don’t have a yaoi soul

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I'm gonna say here what I said to a cis friend who asked me for my thoughts earlier, with regards to Trump's stated plan to discharge transgender people from the US military, forcing them to lose access to healthcare.

The trans liberationist position on the US military is the abolition of the US military.

My read is that this play is strategic on a rhetorical level. The central material thing that is being planned is removing trans people’s access to healthcare, but by very publicly framing it around military healthcare, it shifts popular political discourses towards liberals defending military participation rather than organizing for universal trans healthcare.

Removing trans people's access to healthcare has been, and continues to be, one of the most consistent forms of structural transphobia globally. This is not at all exclusive to Trump.

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Your a faggot kill ur elf

the fuck did my elf do

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what if frenchfriedgiraffe was actually germanfriedgiraffe. just a Glimpse into my evil mind

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average northern virginian after being gently ribbed for living in a place with shitty drivers

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I dont think i ever posted this on main but i no longer have any shame

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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.