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Is this what romance is?

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[oc] the last catch

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this should have been me

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'Foxfires at the Changing Tree' by Utagawa Hiroshige, 1857.

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El Muchacho Monday

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Running around the moors in this lace nightgown is not enough, I need to transform into a horrible beast and scale the walls of this fucked up old manor.

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Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

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me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

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(OTW voice) the beast is upon us!

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Imagine getting a cat from an animal shelter and deciding to pick the very sweet and gentle one who hasn't made a single sound the whole time you're there, and being told "yeah she doesn't meow like other cats do", and then when you say "oh it's ok, I don't mind a cat who isn't very vocal!" the shelter's people look at you like they're about to say something but decide against it.

And then you bring your kitty home and the first time she wants your attention, she opens her mouth and the sound that comes out is a low, soothing but abnormally long continuous tune that you can only describe as something between mongolian throat singing and a didgeridoo.

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everyone younger than me is having a baby and everyone older than me has 3+ roommates and everyone the same age as me fell down a biiiiiiiiiiig flight of stairs

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searching google "what are good gifts to buy for myself"

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[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!

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everyone is meeting me in the grotto