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Sea's a bit foggy, huh

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Another Winged Beatrice drawing

For those who don't know I'm doing at least one every year and I already skipped last year so get ready for the second one soon .

Credits to @irispaper29 whose drawing inspired this one.

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i love poison omelette

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Another older drawing I did right before Tears of The Kingdom released.

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BEHOLD!!! the un-procrastinate-inator *camera pans to a pile of sheet metal and electronic components. perry looks SEVERELY unimpressed*

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Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

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sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

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im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right

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This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

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Pagliacci……….

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All my homies hate PETA.