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really good tiktok

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Girl, just do it fat. Don’t wait until you’ve lost enough weight. You’re worthy of taking up the space that you fill. Live your life now. Don’t wait for some future version of yourself that you think will be more deserving. You have every right to pursue your passions and dreams just as you are today. Your worth isn’t tied to a number on a scale or the size of your clothes; it is inherent in who you are. You’re allowed to be seen, heard, and celebrated in whatever body you inhabit right now. Don’t let anyone or anything convince you for too long. So go out. Do it fat! Wear the clothes you love, pursue the opportunities that excite you, and live unapologetically. There’s no reason to put off living the life that you want, waiting for a moment that you’re not even sure will come. You deserve to be happy and fulfilled just as you are, and the world needs you exactly as you are today. Everything good that has ever happened to you, happened in this body. Girl, just do it fat.

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Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.

If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.

Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.

That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.

Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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an alternative to pidge’s “coming out” scene where she’s like, “i’m a girl” and everyone has the same reaction except for lance who’s like “dude when did you detransition?” and pidge is like ???? i never transitioned to begin with??? i lied? i’m a liar? i was scheming?

lance isn’t unobservant he’s just a #ally

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The zoomster

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You (mc/miss hunter whatever) always pride yourself being a person who isn’t particularly picky about food. If it’s seasoned well, has a protein, a carb and plenty of veggies, then you’re perfectly content. You might have a slight preference for how you like your morning coffee, or your afternoon tea but everyone has those. Right?

Zayne, however since he has foods he loves and foods he really hates, notices the way you push around certain foods before ultimately making yourself eat it. As your doctor, he’s hyper vigilant about how you nourish your body, and takes notes on habits you might not even realize you have.

Like how you aren’t fond of overcooked or canned green beans, but you like the crunch of fresh ones. How you prefer meals that are vegetable heavy with protein versus a very carb heavy dish.

How he’s never seen you finish a slice a cake, ever.

Now, Doctor Sweet Tooth has noticed this just a few times and suddenly it’s all he can think about. You never finish any slice of cake, or pie or any dessert that bigger than three bites worth of pastry. It always ends up on someone else’s plate once you have exactly three bites, and you always follow it with whatever coffee or tea you’re sipping.

He also noticed that when you get a meal together with him, if there’s a dreaded carrot on his plate, you tease him but somehow that awful vegetable ends up on your plate, then later your stomach.

“We just compliment each other like that.” You said to him when he pointed it out over dessert after your latest dinner with him.

“We were just made for each other, then.” He whispered back, hazel green eyes swimming with emotions he isn’t quite ready to reveal, yet.

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Petition for a longer video

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Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

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I know we all know Sylus wants us/MC (whatever) to spend his money, but I’m thinking Zayne might also want that too.

Zayne wouldn’t be as vocal or blatantly obvious about it, but I feel like he would get a kick out of paying for all your groceries, or buying refills of all your skincare. He strikes me as the type that wants to take care of you so badly, he just can’t bring himself to say that outright and will make excuses to accompany you running errands so he can pay for everything.

Groceries? He’s your doctor, it’s his duty to make sure you’re feeding and fueling your body appropriately.

Skincare? He’s your doctor, your skin is your largest living organ, he want to makes sure you’re taking care of that too.

That huge pillow system you glanced at once? He’s your doctor and getting good quality sleep is extremely important for your health.

That huge plush beanbag chair you wanted for the sunny spot in your apartment? Double whammy, you need sunlight for your mental and physical health, as your doctor it’s only right he makes sure you have it.

He just wants to make sure you’re healthy, and happy too. Don’t let anyone dare say he doesn’t go above and beyond for his patients.

(If he damn near begs on his knees, in a drunken stupor, for you to please, please, please keep the extra credit card he ordered for you as an authorized user, because he wants you to spend his money to take care of you, well, that’s a story for a different day)

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I know we all know Sylus wants us/MC (whatever) to spend his money, but I’m thinking Zayne might also want that too.

Zayne wouldn’t be as vocal or blatantly obvious about it, but I feel like he would get a kick out of paying for all your groceries, or buying refills of all your skincare. He strikes me as the type that wants to take care of you so badly, he just can’t bring himself to say that outright and will make excuses to accompany you running errands so he can pay for everything.

Groceries? He’s your doctor, it’s his duty to make sure you’re feeding and fueling your body appropriately.

Skincare? He’s your doctor, your skin is your largest living organ, he want to makes sure you’re taking care of that too.

That huge pillow system you glanced at once? He’s your doctor and getting good quality sleep is extremely important for your health.

That huge plush beanbag chair you wanted for the sunny spot in your apartment? Double whammy, you need sunlight for your mental and physical health, as your doctor it’s only right he makes sure you have it.

He just wants to make sure you’re healthy, and happy too. Don’t let anyone dare say he doesn’t go above and beyond for his patients.

(If he damn near begs on his knees, in a drunken stupor, for you to please, please, please keep the extra credit card he ordered for you as an authorized user, because he wants you to spend his money to take care of you, well, that’s a story for a different day)

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Snowmen melted under pressure

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Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

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Accurate

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i had a typo in that LADS Zayne post and no one told me i’m sick of the betrayal

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I know we all know Sylus wants us/MC (whatever) to spend his money, but I’m thinking Zayne might also want that too.

Zayne wouldn’t be as vocal or blatantly obvious about it, but I feel like he would get a kick out of paying for all your groceries, or buying refills of all your skincare. He strikes me as the type that wants to take care of you so badly, he just can’t bring himself to say that outright and will make excuses to accompany you running errands so he can pay for everything.

Groceries? He’s your doctor, it’s his duty to make sure you’re feeding and fueling your body appropriately.

Skincare? He’s your doctor, your skin is your largest living organ, he want to makes sure you’re taking care of that too.

That huge pillow system you glanced at once? He’s your doctor and getting good quality sleep is extremely important for your health.

That huge plush beanbag chair you wanted for the sunny spot in your apartment? Double whammy, you need sunlight for your mental and physical health, as your doctor it’s only right he makes sure you have it.

He just wants to make sure you’re healthy, and happy too. Don’t let anyone dare say he doesn’t go above and beyond for his patients.

(If he damn near begs on his knees, in a drunken stupor, for you to please, please, please keep the extra credit card he ordered for you as an authorized user, because he wants you to spend his money to take care of you, well, that’s a story for a different day)

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since mc has half sylus’s soul (and he does too) when he says this it hurts so good 😭

he is part of her - he is part of creating who she is today 😭

HE LOVES HER DEARLY