inymoon

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They say nothing lasts forever. Want to be my nothing?

You’re already my number 0 cuz nothing can divide you from me

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Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper.

Nah I’m a sweeper and a striker. I’ll sweep you off your feet and strike you down in bed

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I don't normally chase people but for you I'd put my crocs in sport mode.

You don’t chase anything, not only people

So damn I’m honored.

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I'm not even playing cards but somehow I pulled a Queen (before you say anything, I mean u)

Pff I won’t say anything

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Cute cute cute

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Us in a nutshell

Can you blame me?

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Bites you (with love)

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I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club

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Me on your lap if u even care

Wdym if I even care

You’ll stay on my lap period

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I don't normally chase people but for you I'd put my crocs in sport mode

DAMN I never heard you say anything like that

Im honored bitch

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I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

My god complex likes that

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Aside from stealing hearts, what do you do?

Stealing your o‘s and giving you x‘s

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Math is confusing. It’s always talking about x and y and never u and I.

I hate math but now it’s a love-hate relationship

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Are you the school stairs? Cause you take my breath away.

Let me give you mouth to mouth so you can breathe again

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NO I DID NOT

YER MY GIRL

When that one friend uses your weakness against you.

I am hurt and feel betrayed

How dare you

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Bro you literally said how many hoes do you have

When that one friend uses your weakness against you.

I am hurt and feel betrayed

How dare you

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Ya called me maidenless

When that one friend uses your weakness against you.

I am hurt and feel betrayed

How dare you