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Roommate Rehab

The worst part about coming back to my apartment and seeing my roommate's detached head watching a movie on the couch? Knowing that it meant his body was making a mess somewhere else. My original plans to room with other guys in my major had fallen through, and I ended up stuck sharing a lease with Glenn, a warlock whose sole focus seemed to be working out and getting laid. There was always a thin layer of empty protein shake bottles and dirty dishes on the floor, all of his clothes were flung onto random surfaces in the living room, and the entire room smelled like a dank locker room.

"Dammit, Glenn!" I yelled, trying to be heard over the sound of Netflix. "Your body is making a mess in the kitchen again!"

He just rolled his eyes at me. "Whatever, you know that I like to have me time in the evenings. My body is just taking a break from doing pushups, or something. You're gay, you like the eye candy."

I tried not to let his cheap jab bother me. "More like it's taking a break from jacking off," I muttered. At least it was wearing pants this time. Half the time Glenn's body was wiping its bare ass all over our countertops, rather than just dripping sweat everywhere.

Today, I was not going to be bothered. Today, I had a plan.

"You know, I heard something interesting from our new neighbor Allan," I said, casually slipping off my backpack. "It turns out he's a warlock too. And he mentioned that you should have a lot more control over your detached body than you told me."

Glenn didn't even bother to look over in my direction. "We've been over this, dweeb. I can't stop my body from taking off its clothes if it gets uncomfortable. I bet he's using a different spell or something."

I slowly made my way over to the kitchen, where his body was just lounging around. "Good question. He's right here, so why don't you ask him yourself?" I pulled Allan's head out of my backpack, taking care not to pull his hair too hard. "Or maybe I'll just put his head on your body."

"Don't you fucking dare!" he yelled, trying to scramble his body to its feet. It was too late, though. I lunged forward, placing Allan's head onto Glenn's neck. There was a flash of magic, and now it was Allan in control of Glenn's massive muscles. "You fucking thief! Don't you dare just leave me as a detached head!"

Allan picked up Glenn's head and set him down on the end table. "Calm down. It's selfish jerks like you who give warlocks a bad name. We'll get bored of punishing you... eventually." He sprawled across the couch, and started rubbing his new hands across his bulging abs. "I have to admit, controlling a body like this, I do kind of understand the appeal. I thought we'd give him back his body after a few hours, but maybe I'll keep it for a day or two."

Allan looked over at me with a shit-eating grin. "What do you think, neighbor? Want to help me break in my new body?"

"You know it!" I said, kneeling down to suck on Allan's new, rock hard nipples. "But we're staying out here on the couch. Glenn has been an absolute ass these past several months, and I want him to see everything that we do to his body. I want him to know that it all could have been avoided if he hadn't been such an asshole to me." Allan's fingers ran through my hair as my mouth started to wander down south toward his crotch.

Glenn's head started to scream so loudly that he tipped over sideways. "No! No! Don't you dare! Stop it! No!" He kept yelling as my hand slipped into Allan's waistband and pulled out his stiffening cock.

"Damn, son," Allan said, letting out a low whistle. "That's gotta be... what, seven inches? That settles it, I'm keeping this body for the weekend. Here, let me grab my own body from down the hall." I paused our makeout session to let Allan concentrate, and pretty soon the headless body of a bear let itself into our apartment.

"Absolutely not!" Glenn yelled, as Allan's original body started to slowly unbutton its shirt. "I'd rather stay headless than be stuck piloting that hairy sack of fat!"

Allan just shrugged, his smug grin getting even wider. "Suit yourself," he said, rubbing his chest while I stripped off my clothes. "We'll just have a threesome with my bodies while you watch."

"Hold that thought," I said, grabbing one of Glenn's stray socks from off the floor. Placing one hand on his forehead, I shoved the sock deep into his mouth to gag him. He coughed and sputtered, but the cheap cotton was starting to cling to the inside of his mouth. "I want him to watch, but I'd rather not have to listen to him spew insults."

Allan laughed as he watched Glenn's head trying and failing to spit out the makeshift gag. "Sounds good to me. This is your fantasy, bud, I'm just here to enjoy the ride. How do you want me?"

I paused, weighing pleasure and humiliation as I decided how to fuck my roommate's hot body. It helped that Allan's head was easy on the eyes, of course. "Let's start with a double spoon. Your old body penetrates your new ass, and your new cock penetrates my ass."

"You don't want to dump a load in your roommate's bubble butt?" Allan said, slapping it for emphasis.

"Oh, trust me, that ass is on my list," I said, returning his smile. "But if we've got the whole weekend, I figure I should pace myself."

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Zeb has the same body as who he is named after. He is overjoyed, finally free from the thing misplaced above his neck.

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The other side of Repurposed Ex-military Uniformed Service Units (REMUS): a primer

Some military units reaching the end of their service period are reallocated to civil services, usually uniformed services due to their build and physical capabilities, as well as their disciplined nature from their initial programming and the environment they are exposed to within their operational time.

While retaining their distinctive blank face lacking any facial features due to legal constraints requiring them to be obviously distinguishable from biological humans as long as they remain in public service, all of them have their basic averaged profile deconstrained and are updated with emotional and conversational programming to prepare them for the change in service nature, most importantly the contact with civilians.

Similar with what we have seen with deconstrained and programmatically reconstituted military units, this has had the unintended effect of these units gaining the ability to fraternize, or even enter platonic or romantic relationships with biologicals. The obvious lack of a face may intimidate most people, but the towering, robustly and aesthetically built, anatomically accurate body may be alluring to some. These units also lack undesirable traits human individuals with such an appearance profile sometimes present with, being also highly disciplined yet humble, helpful, and unwaveringly kind. The lack of cultural references, and the related weakness in picking up social or cultural cues are shown to be at least partially compensatable by their highly adaptive learning capability, and may unexpectedly be a plus as it renders them endearing. Many also enjoy the process of sharing and introducing personal cultural goods with these units as a way of bonding, the pleasure seemingly also shared largely by these units.

Whether such units are capable of free will would be a natural question that follows, but the discussion has been largely confined to academic circles as they practically seem to possess it in their daily operations, unlike their purposefully constrained military counterparts. Distinct preference profiles are known to develop proportional to the time exposed to other individuals, though core personality traits from the basic averaged military profile tend to remain largely unchanged, which may explain their noticeable apathy towards personal interest, and selflessness that may seem excessive in peacetime. It is also curious that the vast majority, if not all of these units enter relationships with male or non-binary individuals. Some speculate the priming effect of being around other similar units with a masculine build in the military, and this hypothesis may be confirmed with the first batch of feminine and neutral build military units being manufactured in the near future.

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“That’s it! I quit. Too much weird fucking stuff happening lately in the clinic!”

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Nbm story of a group of guys having a halloween party when the headless horseman comes in and starts detaching heads. Its revealed that its the father of one of the guys wanting a quiet halloween for once. But now itll be filled with heads sucking, feet worshipped and butts filled. Maybe the son can be in on it and bringing his hottest friends but not expecting to also get detached.

Ohhhh the plot lines great!! I may take a little small adjustment to the storyline. Hope you enjoy!!

Halloween Tales: The Headless Horsemen Crashes A Party

Kyle:

I’ve been planning this party for months now. It’s going to be something no one is expecting.

Especially, our frat boy neighbors….

When I decided to join a ‘normal’ university, I wasn’t expecting everyone to be so stereotypical.

Specifically, the ‘jock culture’ on campus.

I come from a long line of great wizards and through my younger years all I wanted was to be a normal guy.

Until now, I can’t stand this school!! Everyday I get called a either a nerd or some gay slur.

I’ve had enough of it! So I’m going to put on one of the biggest parties this campus has ever seen.

And nobody is going to expected the fun little twist I have planned.

But first… let me check to see if my special delivery has made it in.

And it’s here!!

This huge muscled body just so happens to belong to my uncle Mike.

He owed me a favor and I told him I was going to be the Incredible Hulk for Halloween. Which tracks given his size.

(Although he’s not the brightest given he knows I go to a normies school. Oh well!)

My uncle’s body decides to go ahead and make itself comfortable. It’s already kicked off it’s shoes and socks. And honestly, I can smell his feet from only a couple feet away…

I call one of my only friends Darren to come over, he’s the only person I’ve told about my magic and seems excited about my plan for tomorrow. But just wait until what I have in store for him.

Darren walks in with his lunch and half dressed. Which is pretty normal for him. The guy can’t seem to keep his clothes on.

Which I guess him and my uncle’s body have that in common since it’s now stripping off it’s shirt and pants.

“Hey I brought lun—HOLY CRAP!!”

Darren is immediately surprised by my uncle’s headless body (typical normie).

“Hey! Thanks for lunch,” I say back with a mischievous grin.

“ Kyle! What… what is this? Is that a person?” Darren says referring to my uncle’s body which is now scratching it’s nuts.

“Yeah it’s my uncle… well most of him haha.”

He starts walking over to my uncle’s body and inspecting it.

“Dude this is insane, can uhhh he or it feel?”

“My uncle? Well no, his heads too far away at this point.”

“Gotcha…”

Darren starts poking his arm and Uncle Mike’s body twitch’s a little bit.

“Wow…that’s crazy. It moves all by itself?”

“Well yeah… it’s still alive although it’s not going to be moving freely too long, you’re going to be controlling it here shortly.”

“IM GONNA WHAT??!?”

“Just trust me.”

I walk over to my secret stash of magic tools and pull out my magical detaching sword (something I won in a wizards dual a couple years back.)

“Now this might freak you out but I’m not going to hurt in any way so just relax.”

“Dude what are you going to do with that sword?!”

“Just relax!”

“What? Hold on Kyle!!”

I swiftly, take the sword and cut off Darren head.

He screams, “AHHHHHH!!!!!” as his head falls and lands into my arms.

“See not so bad?”

I giggle as his body runs around in circles… it keeps going until Darren realizes that he’s not in any kind of danger.

I turn his head facing me, “will you calm down?”

“WTF!!! Please give me a warning with this magic stuff!!!!”

“Sorry… but I think you’re going to like this next part,” I say giving his head a wink.

I take Darren head and place it directly on top of my uncles shoulder.

Darren still shocked says, “wait what the… I’m controlling this body…”

He looks down and starts wiggling my uncle’s feet.

“Oh my god, I’m actually controlling this body… this huge and ugh very attractive body… I’m literally wearing someone else’s…” his words trail off as he exams over the massive arms and legs.

I look over at Darren’s actual body… it’s standing still given a lack of a host.

“Now time for step two… your body is going to be our guinea pig.” 

I sprinkle this magic powder i made last night right where his head used to be and his body becomes fully active again.

It starts touching itself seductively, rubbing on it’s crotch.

“Dude, what did you just do to my body?”

“It’s fine, I needed to see if this powder works. After I sprinkled that powder… your body is now super h%rny! Like it’s very desperate to get off…”

“What was the point in that? Will you please clue me in on this plan!”

“Okay… so tomorrow night at the party once all of those frat d bags are here and settled in— I’ll have you controlling my uncles body storm in dressed up as the headless horseman. I’ll apply this powder on the sword and then you’ll start cutting their heads off. Since the magic powder is so potent, it should work on all of those guys. Which will then basically cause a very gay headless ^rgy.”

“Oh my god… you’re crazy!”

“Come on Darren! These guys are jerks and this is our chance to finally get back at them!”

Darren pounders for a bit…

“Can I keep your uncle’s body until tomorrow?,” he says with a grin.

“Sure lol.”

“Fine! I’m in.”

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Nbm story of a group of guys having a halloween party when the headless horseman comes in and starts detaching heads. Its revealed that its the father of one of the guys wanting a quiet halloween for once. But now itll be filled with heads sucking, feet worshipped and butts filled. Maybe the son can be in on it and bringing his hottest friends but not expecting to also get detached.

Ohhhh the plot lines great!! I may take a little small adjustment to the storyline. Hope you enjoy!!

Halloween Tales: The Headless Horsemen Crashes A Party

Kyle:

I’ve been planning this party for months now. It’s going to be something no one is expecting.

Especially, our frat boy neighbors….

When I decided to join a ‘normal’ university, I wasn’t expecting everyone to be so stereotypical.

Specifically, the ‘jock culture’ on campus.

I come from a long line of great wizards and through my younger years all I wanted was to be a normal guy.

Until now, I can’t stand this school!! Everyday I get called a either a nerd or some gay slur.

I’ve had enough of it! So I’m going to put on one of the biggest parties this campus has ever seen.

And nobody is going to expected the fun little twist I have planned.

But first… let me check to see if my special delivery has made it in.

And it’s here!!

This huge muscled body just so happens to belong to my uncle Mike.

He owed me a favor and I told him I was going to be the Incredible Hulk for Halloween. Which tracks given his size.

(Although he’s not the brightest given he knows I go to a normies school. Oh well!)

My uncle’s body decides to go ahead and make itself comfortable. It’s already kicked off it’s shoes and socks. And honestly, I can smell his feet from only a couple feet away…

I call one of my only friends Darren to come over, he’s the only person I’ve told about my magic and seems excited about my plan for tomorrow. But just wait until what I have in store for him.

Darren walks in with his lunch and half dressed. Which is pretty normal for him. The guy can’t seem to keep his clothes on.

Which I guess him and my uncle’s body have that in common since it’s now stripping off it’s shirt and pants.

“Hey I brought lun—HOLY CRAP!!”

Darren is immediately surprised by my uncle’s headless body (typical normie).

“Hey! Thanks for lunch,” I say back with a mischievous grin.

“ Kyle! What… what is this? Is that a person?” Darren says referring to my uncle’s body which is now scratching it’s nuts.

“Yeah it’s my uncle… well most of him haha.”

He starts walking over to my uncle’s body and inspecting it.

“Dude this is insane, can uhhh he or it feel?”

“My uncle? Well no, his heads too far away at this point.”

“Gotcha…”

Darren starts poking his arm and Uncle Mike’s body twitch’s a little bit.

“Wow…that’s crazy. It moves all by itself?”

“Well yeah… it’s still alive although it’s not going to be moving freely too long, you’re going to be controlling it here shortly.”

“IM GONNA WHAT??!?”

“Just trust me.”

I walk over to my secret stash of magic tools and pull out my magical detaching sword (something I won in a wizards dual a couple years back.)

“Now this might freak you out but I’m not going to hurt in any way so just relax.”

“Dude what are you going to do with that sword?!”

“Just relax!”

“What? Hold on Kyle!!”

I swiftly, take the sword and cut off Darren head.

He screams, “AHHHHHH!!!!!” as his head falls and lands into my arms.

“See not so bad?”

I giggle as his body runs around in circles… it keeps going until Darren realizes that he’s not in any kind of danger.

I turn his head facing me, “will you calm down?”

“WTF!!! Please give me a warning with this magic stuff!!!!”

“Sorry… but I think you’re going to like this next part,” I say giving his head a wink.

I take Darren head and place it directly on top of my uncles shoulder.

Darren still shocked says, “wait what the… I’m controlling this body…”

He looks down and starts wiggling my uncle’s feet.

“Oh my god, I’m actually controlling this body… this huge and ugh very attractive body… I’m literally wearing someone else’s…” his words trail off as he exams over the massive arms and legs.

I look over at Darren’s actual body… it’s standing still given a lack of a host.

“Now time for step two… your body is going to be our guinea pig.” 

I sprinkle this magic powder i made last night right where his head used to be and his body becomes fully active again.

It starts touching itself seductively, rubbing on it’s crotch.

“Dude, what did you just do to my body?”

“It’s fine, I needed to see if this powder works. After I sprinkled that powder… your body is now super h%rny! Like it’s very desperate to get off…”

“What was the point in that? Will you please clue me in on this plan!”

“Okay… so tomorrow night at the party once all of those frat d bags are here and settled in— I’ll have you controlling my uncles body storm in dressed up as the headless horseman. I’ll apply this powder on the sword and then you’ll start cutting their heads off. Since the magic powder is so potent, it should work on all of those guys. Which will then basically cause a very gay headless ^rgy.”

“Oh my god… you’re crazy!”

“Come on Darren! These guys are jerks and this is our chance to finally get back at them!”

Darren pounders for a bit…

“Can I keep your uncle’s body until tomorrow?,” he says with a grin.

“Sure lol.”

“Fine! I’m in.”

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