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Hey, do any of you people remember that one tf2 comic where soldier is talking to a bunch of wooden cutouts thinking they’re real people? You know how it was supposed to be a joke about how insane Soldier is, unable to differentiate the inanimate from the alive? Am I the only one who lost my mind about the implications of that or am I going just as insane as him.
You can see how lazy I got near the end but I couldn’t be bothered to work on this anymore
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Everyone keeps saying "four years" as if we are not living in a christo fascist oligarchic dictatorship now. I envy your optimism and naivety.
It's been three days since I originally posted this and I'm here to say
I fucking told y'all
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Republicans deliberately use coded language to trick people to vote for them and radicalize their group. Many don't even realize they're radicalized or what they're saying is even racist. This is why they think the Left is "over reacting" because the either know they're using coded language and don't care, or they don't know anything at all.
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Danny Phantom and Supernatural crossover is the funniest idea ever to me tbh I feel like the halfas can see the true form of angels, and they have no say in the matter, but nobody fucking knows this because no halfas and angels ever interacted
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@schnuffel-danny hehehe
regarding this post: from schnuffle
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Update! Luigi's Attorney Dickey confirms that his "outburst" where he tells the cameras that this is unjust, was because he was never read his miranda rights and was under the impression at that time that he was being denied the right to a fair trial, an attorney, or any legal representation.
He is angry and terrified in that footage because they have failed to follow basic procedure to inform him that he has any rights at all. This is a major red flag of police corruption. This is UNACCEPTABLE and further means any interrogation they did of him is unlawful, and inadmissible in court.
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What is it that you tell people with student loan debt?
You made a poor financial decision. Take personal responsibility for it instead of trying to pass your debt onto others.
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It would be a marvelous thing if Cuba waited until the camp was full and then invaded and released everyone and gave them Cuban passports.
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a bishop literally asked trump to have mercy because we are all human beings and conservatives are acting like she put a pistol to his head
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Remember when landlords said that "being a landlord is hard work"?
Here we have a landlord literally saying word for word that it's "so easy".
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Via Jason Linkins
Did you know among Trump's flurry of coronation-day executive orders included a halt to all research being funding by the National Institutes of Health?
It invests more than $40 billion in biomedical research per year.
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If I see that cowboy flesh hat and one more goddamn time
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