TOTK's #1 hater without the writing skills to prove it.She/Her
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Visual novel whose protagonist is convinced that they're the protagonist of a visual novel, but each time they seem to have discovered some fourth-wall-breaking post-modern deconstruction bullshit, there turns out to be an increasingly implausible mundane explanation, and nobody gets turbo-murdered at all.
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the courier in FNV is so fucking funny if you’re just good at tanking damage and dogshit at dodging attacks because they get shot two (twice) times, get revived, and suddenly they can start sleeping off gunshot wounds to the head, dynamite to the legs, and having their torso littered with laser rifle holes. like can you imagine being benny and knowing that the dude who stepped on three direct landmines and didnt break a sweat is after your ass. terrifying.
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polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change
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everyone forgets that you can just think something sucks. so much extra discourse when all you need to say is wow that sucks. or Wow i dont want to be around people obsessing over that. like when all else fails you can simply say wow. thats shit.
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i got into persona 5 in my absence. i think theyre yuri
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Long magical girl transformation and the whole audience is so excited to see how I will subvert it, but in the end I just look like a normal magical girl and they're all booing me because I didn't subvert the genre and I'm crying because I just wanted to be a normal magical girl
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a friend is playing bw and i started thinking about n also playing it
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@haisfin 's doodles made me want to draw them having a late library date
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The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass
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"Did you hear about what [insert celebrity] did -"
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It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"
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