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pretty women... pretty women save me... save me pretty women.....
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i HATE when i have to come up with a fun fact about myself!!! I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information
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kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'
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epic... rap battles of history..... puppy .......................versus..................... kitty......................... BEGIN!!!!
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aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm
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ideas for tumblr staff
dont remove the boop button
stop banning trans women for no reason
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i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!
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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function
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World shattering, like changing, Mitski slow dancing with a stage light.
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There are no words or pictures that can accurately capture the absolute whirlwind of emotions I felt when Spotify started playing KARKALICIOUS from my discover weekly playlist in the year of our Lord 2024
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