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How to help the people in Spain

As you may have seen online, Spain is going through a flash flood since October 29. It's mainly affected the Community of Valencia but also some parts of the south-west and the cold drop is now moving to the north-east.

95 bodies have been found at the time I'm writing this (edit: 205 now), there's still people missing and entire towns are isolated as they don't have electricity and their roads have been destroyed. A lot of people don't have tap water or any means to cook. If you're wondering why people didn't evacuate beforehand, it's because authorities didn't care enough to warn people so technically everyone had to go to work and school. Though politicians should be held accountable, the most important thing at the moment is to help those in need. So here's some ways you can help both people and animals that have been affected.

Families and towns

MOST NEEDED AT THE MOMENT: You can donate to Valencia's food bank by making a transfer to this bank account: ES86 2100 2806 6402 0009 8998.

Horta Sud is a county in Valencia that has been the most affected by the floodings. People are leaving their houses because they're scared of the infrastructure getting damaged and even walking by foot to Valencia capital to get food. You can help those families via this gofundme.

Hambre Cero is a Spanish non-profit that was founded after the earthquakes in Indonesia. They will be giving food to those who need it. Here's different ways you can donate.

Cáritas is a Spanish organization formed by different Catholic non-profits. They'll be giving food and also helping clean up the towns. You can donate here by clicking the button where it says "donar".

You can help rebuild the town of Letur (Albacete) by donating to this gofundme that's directly coordinated with the town hall.

This gofundme is joining efforts with the town hall of Valencia to help people who have lost their homes.

Please help this family in Valencia rebuild their home.

Una copa por Valencia ("a drink to Valencia") is a campaign organized by Spanish influencer David Aliagas. The idea behind it is to donate the amount of money you would spend on drinks on a night out. He'll be joining effort with local non-profits. You can help here.

Here's a thread of artists that are accepting commissions in exchange for donations for Valencia.

Animal shelters

Refugio Minipow was home to 50 rabbits and guinea pigs. Thankfully, the owners were able to move all the animals to their homes and those of their neighbors, though the shelter itself has been destroyed right after recent renovations. There's different ways to donate here.

El Refugio de María a dog shelter in Sueca (Valencia), is completely flooded, leaving the dogs visibly distressed, as shown here. You can donate to PayPal maria.g.may@gmail.com

Modepran is a dog shelter in Campanar (Valencia) where infrastructure damage has left some dogs without a proper sleeping area. You can donate through PayPal here.

Gatos Campo de Gibraltar is a cat shelter in Los Barrios (Cádiz). need of assistance for relocating cats to new homes and rebuilding damaged facilities. You can donate to their PayPal gatoscampodegibraltar@gmail.com

Protectora San Antón is an animal shelter for cats and dogs in Jerez de la Frontera (Cádiz). The entire place is flooded and the animals don't have a comfortable place to sleep in. Cats can't even walk on the ground. You can donate to their PayPal protectorasananton@hotmail.com

I'll be adding more as I find them. Thank you everyone for your help.

Edit: adding this because I keep seeing people on Twitter and Tiktok say it makes no sense to give money to people in a "first world" country. I need you people to understand that living in a western country doesn't equal politicians caring about you.

This whole thing started because politicians weren't doing their job and they're still not doing it. People (literal civilians, not firefighters or policemen) are literally pulling bodies from under cars and putting them inside the trunks so children in the affected areas don't see them. There's underground parkings still flooded by water and we don't know how many people may be inside them.

France offered to send us 200 firemen and the Ministry of Interior literally REFUSED. Some of these French firemen came on their own anyway. But that's what our politicians are doing. Negating help and pointing fingers at each other so they don't seem guilty.

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INTP's (failed?) attempt to flirt with an ENFP

INTP: long time no see! do you remember me? ENFP: huh yeah obviously... we met in... nursery school? INTP, already panicking and awkward: actually I'm your... future husband. ENFP: wait how come you are from the future yet you haven't seen me in a long time? That would make no sense, unless I died really young. INTP: no, we will die of old age. ENFP: then how are you alive now? And why do you look my age? There are too many plot holes. Are you sure we didn't meet in nursery school? INTP: okay this is never happening again. Bye!

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Will you keep making posts? This is one of my favourite relatable blogs.

Yes of course! I just needed to be on a hiatus for some time, but I'm planning to post new stuff very soon :)

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INTP: I appreciate their work, but those who write for the "wikis" of videogames and anime must be bored incels with no social life.

ENFP: or ten-year-old girls with undiagnosed autism and ADHD.

INTP: what?

ENFP: a decade has passed and my contributions are still there.

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Lyrics from musicals that remind me of ENFPs

"No life can escape being blown about by the winds of change and chance and, though you never know all the steps, you must learn to join the dance" - The Prince of Egypt.

"Whatever we face, we'll be fine if we're leading from the heart. No matter the place, we can light up the world. Here's how to start: greet the world with open arms" - Epic The Musical.

"I have a dream, a song to sing, to help me cope with anything. If you see the wonder of a fairy tale you can take the future, even if you fail. I believe in angels, something good in everything I see" - Mamma Mia.

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ENFP: if you weren't studying Chemistry what would you study?

INTP: bakery. I'm pretty good at making cakes.

ENFP: WHAT. Wait. It actually makes so much sense.

INTP: it's like doing an experiment. You have to use the exact amounts of everything and you must follow the instructions to the letter.

ENFP: otherwise you'll face terrible consequences.

INTP: exactly. Bakery is the safer version of Chemistry.

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INTP: remember that time when I told you I had never been kissed and you changed the subject?

ENFP: what. I literally replied with "I volunteer". How is that changing the subject?

INTP:

ENFP:

INTP: OH SO YOU DON'T WORK FOR ANY NON-GOVERNMENTAL ORGANIZATIONS?

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ENFP, just trying to be romantic: I wish we could slow down time only for us.

INTP: I mean we could. But we can't. Unless you can travel very close to the speed of light.

ENFP: so I just learned that 3 things are impossible.

INTP: travelling at the speed of light, slowing down time, and...?

ENFP: flirting with you.

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INTP as your partner

Will reply with a suspiciously accurate percentage if you ask the odds of anything. And also be pessimistic about it. "There's a 63,4% chance we'll get caught".

But don't worry, if you're dating and you ask them to rate you out of ten, forget about answers like "maybe a 7,28 on a good day". You're a 10/10 for them. "I mean why did you even look my way??"

Squeezes your hand 3 times as an "I love you".

Sharing a fandom as a love language. "I'll watch this thing you like when you watch this thing I like".

Their heart will automatically be yours the moment you get them a gift related to their specific interests.

You will never guess how romantic they actually are once they get confidence in themselves.

Will probably collapse after hearing the first I love you in person and become unable to say it back immediately, but not because it isn't mutual. Just pure shock and happiness.

Looks quiet but as soon as something they're interested in is mentioned in the conversation prepare for them to never shut up.

But when they meet your family or friends for the first time... I'm sorry it is going to get awkward. Someone else will have to keep the conversation alive (probably you).

And it'll be somehow worse if there's toddlers around. "How does one interact with these complicated creatures?"

On the other side they will be the first one to help your grandma if her walking stick falls to the ground or something like that.

Sacrifices their own desires for your happiness: yes you'll definitely get the last slice of pizza. Don't even dare to doubt it.

Also will let you win the game by making a tiny and voluntary mistake at the very end (as you can tell the "INTPs are heartless" thing is totally a misconception).

Likes nerdy references. And references in general. "Oh wow that really reminds me of *insert the less well known date in the history of humankind*.

Shows love with physical touch and acts of service, but wants to hear words of affirmation as they can be very insecure.

Will begin an incredibly enriching and progressive discussion about all topical and serious issues in the most educated way you'll ever hear, wholeheartedly believing every single word they're saying yet 12 minutes later they'll tell a dark joke about oppressing minorities.

You'll never have to worry about finding something problematic in their most recent Google searches. It'll be like "[current hyperfixation]", "what does [extremely popular tiktok slang word] mean", "[weirdly specific videogame] subreddit"...

Will get the hint at some point in the next 4-5 business days. Absolutely not when it matters. "Oh how on Earth did I miss that?!"

Kinda nsfw-ish! The biggest simp in sexier times. And more creative than what you'd expect. "You can use my lap as a throne". "An angel has fallen on me". That kinda simp.

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i think you re my favorite blog rn

Reading that made me incredibly happy! I'm very glad :)

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ENFP: I love how men flirt with women in period dramas. Don't you agree?

INTP: Not really. I'm glad we're over this type of courtship. I prefer the modern way, simple and effective, without flamboyant formalities and useless embellishments.

*Some months later*

INTP *kisses ENFP's hand*: are you aware of how unbelievably beautiful you are, my darling?

ENFP: NOW WHAT WAS THAT? I thought you hated this kind of things.

INTP: I actually just hated happy couples. But now that we are the happy couple it's a different matter.

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I'm finally seeing my INTP bf this weekend after almost 8 months of long distance and we just had the following conversation:

Me (ENFP): I CAN'T WAIT OMG AREN'T YOU NERVOUS?

INTP: I am. I just don't show my nervousness in the typical ways.

ENFP: how can you show it then?

INTP: let me graph an exponential function real quick.

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ENFP: what gets you faster in an intimate mood?

INTP immediately: words of affirmation.

ENFP: ... either you have a praise kink or you misunderstood me.

INTP: oh.

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ENFP: I currently find myself in desperate need of male affection verbally expressed.

INTP: oh but... You know...

ENFP: yeah I know, cheesy words aren't exactly your thing.

INTP: it's not only that, my darling. I think I love you so much it makes my brain melt.

ENFP, malfunctioning: A... AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BAD AT THIS?

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ENFP: I need to ask you a question so complicated that no one has ever been able to give a totally correct and objective answer. Never in the entire history of mankind.

INTP: well the answer is boobs.

ENFP: what the hell is wrong with you? I wasn't going to ask if you prefer boobs or ass! Gross!! My question is actually deep.

INTP: oh I'm sorry. What is it then?

ENFP: ... maid dresses or bunny suits?

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INTP: you're such an ENFP stereotype when you think about it.

ENFP: excuse me? I am not.

INTP: yeah then what's your favourite season and why Summer?

ENFP: but it's not...! It is Summer. And what about it? I'm the happiest when it's sunny.

INTP: I know. That's what I'm saying. Even your personality is sunny.

ENFP: THAT'S THE CUTEST COMPLIMENT I'VE EVER HEARD??! Thank you so much omg.

INTP: told ya.

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just wanted to say im a fellow ENFP 4w3 and im falling for an INTP n i love this page so much ^__^ keep it up <3

AAH good luck with that, bud! :) I'm so glad you enjoy my messy blog <3