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it’s probably obvious by now, but i think i need to take a break from writing wm. nothing’s wrong, i just haven’t had the muse for it ( and tbh? not a ton of interest in ovw in general ) in a while. i won’t be dropping her completely & i may pop in from time to time, but otherwise i’ll probably be on leliana ( or maybe bringing back one of my square enix girls?? we’ll see ). mutuals feel free to keep in touch on disc.ord ( chaotic jess#1162 ), and i’ll see you all soon!!

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*leaves a birthday cupcake*

     it’s hard to say which is stranger – - receiving a birthday gift from a ( former ? ) friend after all this time, or that amélie had nearly forgotten the occasion altogether. if she thinks back, she can recall a time where celebrating their birthdays ( almost as a singular event, since there’s just a short three days between the two ) had been so normal. expected, even. now it’s almost shocking to see something from amélie’s time remembered. 

     it’s funny. with each passing year, her life before talon seems to grow ever more distant. part of her idly wonders if chloé might feel the same.

     “ happy birthday to us, i suppose, ” she mutters, poking at the cake’s wrapper with the tip of her index finger. “ you’ll have to forgive me if i do not make a wish. ”

*throws confetti* happy bday talon girls / ( @cervclle !! )

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when it’s ya kid’s birthday but you got zero muse

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christmas / holiday starters

Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

at a party

“Woah, someone drank too much egg nog.”

“Look, I only came for the Christmas cookies.”

“So do I make a sexy Santa/elf/reindeer or what?”

“Merry Christmas! Let’s get wasted.”

“Is my outfit too festive/not festive enough?”

“Hey! Come on in, I’ll get you a drink.”

a grinch

“I can’t believe I’m all alone during the holidays.”

“Most wonderful time of the year, my ass.”

“I hate snow. And smiling children.”

“If I hear one more Christmas song, someone is getting strangled with tinsel.”

“The only thing good about Christmas is the candy canes.”

“Wow, that gingerbread house is…unique.”

“Egg nog is disgusting.”

anti-grinch

“I’ve had my tree up since November.”

“How could you not like the holidays?!”

“I’m going to shove a candy cane up my ass. I’m so excited!”

“Christmas is the only time of year when I’m stressed out AND receiving a bunch of gifts.”

“There’s NO way I’m going to lose the house decorating competition.”

“Christmas isn’t a holiday. It’s a way of life.”

presents

“What did you get me?” / “I’m not telling you! It’s a surprise.”

“I didn’t know what to buy you, so..I made you something…”

“You gave me the present that I gave to YOU last year?”

“It’s perfect…”

“Aw, you didn’t have to get me anything.”

“The only gift I want is stability and happiness. But this wrapping paper is pretty.”

“You just rip the paper right off?! You heathen.” / “You save the paper? Nerd.”

secret santa

“Ugh, I can’t believe I got ___ for secret santa.”

“I got ____!! What should I give him/her/them?”

“Who bought me socks? They’re plain white no-brand socks.”

“The limit was $20, people. Why do I see an iPhone?”

“I know who got me this. There’s only one person who knows me this well. It’s you.”

with friends

“I got us matching ugly sweaters.”

“Do you think I can fit these candy canes up my nose?”

“Merry Christmas, fuckers. I’m broke but at least I got you stuff.”

“This is really corny…but you’re already a gift to me.”

“I haven’t seen you in so long! Get over here and give me a hug.”

flirty

“Are you Santa? Because I’d sit on your lap.”

“Have I been naughty this year?”

“Oh, I’d ride in your sleigh.”

“Your eyes twinkle like tree lights.”

“All I want for Christmas is you.”

snow

“It’s snowing! That’s so perfect!”

“Great, now my flight is delayed…”

“How am I supposed to get home in this weather?”

“Baby, it’s cold outside…”

“Let’s have a snowball fight.”

no snow

“Why can’t we have a white Christmas?”

“It’s too hot for hot cocoa.”

“I wish I could wear a sweater without dying.”

“It’s nice to get away from all the cold.”

“The only ice I want to see is in a cold drink.”

knows nothing about other holidays

“So is it Jesus’s birthday?”

“Where did Santa even come from?”

“…Isn’t the tree a pagan tradition?”

“How do the deer fly?”

“This holiday sounds like it was made by someone on crack.”

“What’s a Hannukah?” / “What’s a Kwanzaa?”

“Is what I’m wearing okay?”

“Stop calling me a grinch! I’m not even Christian.”

hannukah

“Watch me shove all these latkes in my mouth.”

“You don’t know how to play with a dreidel?” / “Let me teach you the dreidel game.”

“See the menorah? It’s LIT.”

“Try the sufganiyot and you will forget about Christmas cookies.”

“Hannukah is the time of year when us Jews gather and decide the next step in taking over the world. At least that’s what that crazy guy from work told me.”

“Do these dreidel cake pops look Pinterest-y enough?”

“Christians get WAY too upset over Starbucks cups. I’ve never gotten a Hannukah Starbucks cup! You don’t see me rioting about it.”

“That’s not a dreidel…That’s a beyblade.”

kwanzaa

“Who needs one day of Christmas when I have a whole week of Kwanzaa?”

“See the kinara? It’s LIT.”

“I can’t go home until I buy a new kinara.”

“What do you think of the decorations? I think I need more African print.”

“How are we out of food? Kwanzaa is about the harvest!”

“I like Kwanzaa. It’s a holiday of principles.”

“It’s not a ‘made-up’ holiday. All holidays are made up.”

“Kinda wish the unity cup was filled with whiskey. And that I could drink all of it.”

misc.

“No matter the holiday, family time is always a bad idea.”

“This isn’t Pinterest-y enough!”

“Come on, let’s take a quick selfie. We never see each other.”

“You know I’m Muslim/Hindu/Buddhist/atheist/other, right?”

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X’mas 2017. Happy Holidays!!! 

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hdcanon that widowmaker cuts her hair and wears warm clothing when she’s brought back from talon

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the glass is larger than her head

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trauma didn’t make me pretty, trauma didn’t make me timid or anxious or soft or delicate trauma made me angry, trauma made me hateful, trauma made me distrusting and mean and bad and undeserving of pity or help.

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Widowmaker & Moira ✧ “How are you feeling, Lacroix?”

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Closer (2004) dir. Mike Nichols

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no one asked but i love being bisexual

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she’s cool

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@infrasnipe

showing people your favourite character like    

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mistletoe

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT: NOT A DRILL

THERE ARE PUPPIES IN OVERWATCH

EVERYONE REMAIN CALM, THIS IS THE GREATEST EMOTE EVER CREATED!!!

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The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via amanthatneverwas)