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just found out my 13 year old little sister has a pinterest board titled 'the mooooon'

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a really bad pic of the moon i took from my grandparents’ house in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, pa.

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Have you ever wondered what cocaine smells like?

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help theres so many porn bots following me

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2018 me was like “i can fix him” and 2022 me is like “i can make him run for his life”

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does this count as a face reveal?

Anyway I miss picrew chains so lets just bring back the good times I suppose :)

@queersturbate found us this really cute picrew after @alkalinefrog mentioned also missing them and that’s that. Looking forward to seeing all your cute little characters <3

That’s me with my dream hat and pets lmao :)

I’m tagging to start off @queersturbate @alkalinefrog @cthulhuliet @narcissistichades @translightyagami @captainhysunstuff @mothgf @seventhfracture @transasahi and anyone else who feels like doing this <3

No pressure of course, but I think it could be fun to do stuff like this again so yeah :)

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“Mom found the piss drawer.”

I’m right and I should say it

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stay safe loves

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i just watched all of arcane in one sitting and i cried

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little void dude i made in onenote. his name is clarence and he watches me do algebra.

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soump

Reblog for some good soup in these harsh times

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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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oneshot prompt ideas

person a sketching at an easel very early in the morning. person b sitting a few feet away, coffee in hand, watching a and wondering how it’s possible to love someone this much.

person a brushing person b’s hair. person b tearing up when a hits a knot in their hair, and a holding the ends of b’s hair so it doesn’t hurt as much.

person b hating the sound of their own voice and person a reassuring them how much they love hearing them talk.

person b winning a sports game and person a getting super excited and running out onto the field to kiss them. (bonus points if the kiss is under the stars.)

someone being mean to person a and (usually calm) person b going absolutely apeshit.

person a getting cold at night, sneaking into person b’s room, and in the morning b wakes up to a face full of a’s hair.

person b cleaning up person a after a wrecks some shit and then feels bad/gets hurt in the process of wrecking shit.

person b having a really stressful day. they come home and person a has already made them their favorite meal and lets them lay with their head in their lap.

person a being soft for person b and only person b.

person a being a nervous wreck about an upcoming assignment and person b helping them study so they can be stressed out together.

person b randomly waking up in the night, tiredly searching for person a in the bed, then person a pulling them in by the waist and kissing them softly.

person b being fascinated by the way person a’s dark eyes look almost honey-colored in the sunlight.

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reblog this if you’re in the criminal minds community in 2021! i wanna see if people are here!!