21, she/her/hers, multi-fandom, so many hyperfixations at once lol
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Y'all check on your law school friends. The bar is soon they are not okay
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JUMPED out of bed to make this and managed to fit it perfectly within tumblr image limits 🔥🔥🔥
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I am holding RvB down in its grave with both of my arms.
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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?
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me, seeing a fic writer I like in the comments of an random fic
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“You’re thinking, “Who the hell is this guy?”
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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'
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Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.
Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.
Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?�� And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”
I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.
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fuck everyone who's started saying the r slur again i hate you and i hope your life falls apart and you die alone
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jason todd as arkham knight has to be one of my favorite versions of him
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Any battle at all except Waterloo. Reblog if you can think of one!
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my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks
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cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too
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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.
Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.
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