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nobody butters me up like you, no one fucks me like me

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damn shawty you are so kafkaesque

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😂😂😂

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the most erotic and transgressive act is to allow oneself to be seen by another

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id like to formally apologize for calling everything sexy. it seems i have forgotten every other word that could express that i like something.

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Nikita Gill, Night Songs to Aphrodite

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a concept: Uber Keats™. with just a few easy clicks, you too can have the experience of being serenaded by the words of one of the english language’s finest lyric poets! within a few minutes of placing your order, an Uber Keats™ driver will arrive at your location, roll down the car window, and begin to shout lines of keats at you. the selection can be random, or one of your own specification. you will be charged by the syllable.

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Tosca, Ho amato tutto / Keats, Love Letters to Fanny Brawne / Hozier, Take Me to Church / Les Misérables, Finale / Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet / Richard Siken, Crush

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everytime I read some completely feral line of poetry on this website it's by anne carson. every time it's dripping with yearning it's richard silken. becoming moss? mary oliver.

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I love the yearly spotify wrapped embarrassment we all go through.. to witness the self reflected back upon you is always a humiliating experience

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the reason they dont sell caprisun by the gallon is the same reason god put a pit in the middle of mangoes....to keep us humble

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cas gave up his gay energy and went to superhell so georgia could turn blue hes braver than any us marine

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people who super unironically love destiel confession scene and are genuinely happy their crusty old white men gay and homophobic ship became canon are SO valid i want to be on your wavelength superwholockgirl221 i want to feel what you’re feeling

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I honestly can't decide whether it's funnier to say putin stepped down in protest of destiel or because he recognized his work here was complete

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everything i know about supernatural has been learned involuntarily