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i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

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"When the rich rob the poor it's called business, when the poor fight back it's called violence"

Poster spotted in Brunswick, Melbourne

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salt and pepper squid 

they are in love

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when she’s emotionally unavailable AND a lesbian

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The worst woman you know, everyone's wife, Ianthe Tridentarius.

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This is How You Lose the Time War // Gideon the Ninth

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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My favourite genre of gay people is "They didn't have bdsm sex onscreen but, bdsm elements are always lurking in the corner and haunting the narrative through thinly veiled visual metaphorical implication."

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It’s a-me!

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Wifey

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My gf and I are binging Buffy and godddddd these two

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Suletta the certified cutie pie (don’t talk to me about her war crimes she can do no wrong)

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Witch from mercury has sent me down a gundam rabbit hole

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So, I watched killing eve

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soft n sleepy

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sorry baby x

commission for @alula

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”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.