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There are so many things to learn!

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tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario

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trans ppl are NOT real neither are gay people or men .

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what are you waiting for? someone to grant you permission? the perfect and permanent emotion? a shooting star to magic away every problem you have or ever have had? alright, wait away then. but no one is going to live your life for you while you wait to become someone else

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

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[placing a flower crown on your head very delicately] you are a bad person. your soul is heavy.

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being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

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I want an Awesome body....

I want an Epic soul...

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give me one margarita imma saw off my leg

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does anyone know if it’s happening to everybody

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It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

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people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

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normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy