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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”

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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

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Adjusting things in prison.

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hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

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when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat

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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

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i love how everyone on this website is kind of pathetic it brings such a sense of understanding and community

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Casting a spell for the remainder of January and at least the first half of February and the spell is that I get bothered by nothing and I am locked in and nothing gets under my skin and I accept the fact that I can’t control people’s actions but I can control my reaction to them

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I’m having all my wants and desires surgically removed tomorrow

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99% of migraine experiencers take painkillers before the angelic visions start making sense

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some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it