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What if you: Wanted to go to heaven
And then thought: “Wait, effective immortality kinda fucks, actually”?
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Man, they're really going all in on this Shadow promotion.
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this is funny
like really, really funny
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Funny bug
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Meet Kartofell! The scare(d)crow.
Within the empty land that rests between points of interest in Echrosia, there is a point where the blizzard calms.
Here rests a farm.
Whether this phenomenon is why the farm was built here, or a result of the farm, is hard to discern.
On the night of the Harvest Moon, the scarecrows rise from their duty of... scaring crows, and instead harvest the crops. This night-long endeavor creates a *lot* of food for the Echrosian populus, even if it has the unfortunate downside of being state-funded and therefore directly fueling the Dictatorship.
But someone needs to watch over the farm for the rest of the year!
Kartofell is, as alluded to earlier, a scarecrow, and also the watcher and resident of this farm. They're a rather anxious individual, though due to their isolated lifestyle it's hard to blame them for being a little nervous when the Dancer swings by.
They don't really have much to do nowadays, quite frankly. They live alone, befriend crows (because they bloody well aren't scaring them), sometimes brew tea they can't actually drink just as a hobby.
However, that isn't to say their life is all dull! The famed Skellington, who we'll absolutely get to describing sometime soon because he's a DOOZY, is their brother after all! Technically. Both of them were raised by the same Necromancer (do not question how a scarecrow is undead, there's definitely no lore here I'm keeping from you <3), therefore making them a part of the family!
Furthermore, Kartofell seems to have some sort of a bond with a rogue necromancer, of sorts. I'm sure this won't ever come up again.
Kartofell only fights the Dancer due to orders from their Necromancer, and is doing double-duty whilst doing so; the other scarecrows are ready to just kill the Dancer, which Kartofell won't allow! This is an honourable dance battle, after all.
They give the Dancer their number. The Dancer does not have a phone. Whoops.
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Skilltober #24 - Composure
(redraw of an image from last year and damn do I like it a lot more than the original. Also yeah I know it's not a Composure Check but. That's how Kim rolls ok)
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Have you ever drawn Tiso? I'd love to see him in your style. Would be interesting to see him in those iconic rainy settings!!
tiso! i love this soggy fellow. here he is at the lake :)
this one did NOT want to cooperate, the colours have come out very odd. hm.
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having a lot of fun with the new lethal company enemy. i want a bracken to mistake a masked for a normal employee & get scared
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Ok y’all, I need you to drop links for free binder services. It’s November which means that parents won’t think it’s odd for their children to request that they not inspect packages. They’ll simply assume it’s a present for whatever holiday they observe. So please do your part by dropping links in the reblogs and trying to get this seen by those who need it
edit: k, so I mean this in nicest way possible. Liking isn’t going to help anyone. This isn’t just for me, other people need these links. If you if you can’t/don’t have the energy to find and post links to ACTIVE donations. Please at least reblog so someone who follows you can. Please and thank you <3
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That’s clearly a “wriaow”
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OI FUCKEN LUV DRAWING VAGUELY JAPANESE AESTHETICS
ESPECIALLY FOR A PROJECT THAT HAS ABOUT 30% CHANCE OF BECOMING REAL
#art#artists on tumblr#digital artist#japanese#ocs#oc art#my ocs#for a personal project#house of the rising sun#based on that one song#it’s about a giant non-eucledean casino skyscraper in the middle of a desert#and these guys with dice heads work in there#it’s quiet cool
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Fellas who come across this, vote for my boi Skull
Jackie Taylor propaganda
Skull in a Jar propaganda
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