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WHERE IS TWAU 2!!!! WHERE IS TWAU 2!!!! WHERE IS TWAU 2!!!!!!! it’s been so fucking long that the comics literally ended and the sequel spin off ever after was CANCELLED aFTER TWELVE ISSUES

WHERE IS THE GAME WHERE IS THE GAME WHERE IS THE GAME

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“Is it me, or do I make bein’ DEAD look good?”

Indie Sam from Evil Dead: Regeneration. Written by LILY.

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'Τhe Wild Wood' from the Wind in the Willows by E. H. Shepard, early 80's

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@gottafindaboat Replied to your post “Back in my day the TWAU roleplay community was so...”

used to?

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i promise i havent

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“Y’know… I used to be somebody ‘round ‘ere…”

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Back in my day the TWAU roleplay community was so large and so active that were had someone roleplaying as Johann and another as Tiny Tim...

Kids these days don't know we used to ship Toad with Kenny from TWDG... only mostly ironically...

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“Sh-Shit! Uh, you- You don’t wanna do that, Sheriff! I’m serious! I ain’t good fer eatin’! You'll get sick! Can't we jus'... talk about this...? Please, mate!”

FUCKING BITES YOU

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“... Not in the mood, he says! Like it needs statin’… – Mate, I’ll be more shocked the day you ain’t got a fuckin' stick up your arse 'bout sumfin'...”

"--- You got five minutes before I walk off. I'm not in the mood."

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Figured it out! Guess it just goes to show... You can teach an old blog new tricks! Eh? Ehhh?

How the FUCK do I cut a post to reply to it?!

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“Y-You’re shittin’ me... Jesus Christ - Bigby, I ain’t even livin’! You can’t seriously be tellin’ me ta go stand in the bleedin’ queue wiv the rest’a those miserable gits!”

“... Bigby! After all I been through! Come on, man!”

"You know the rules toad" Bigby sighed, the headache pounding behind his head was enough to make him snap, but he reigned it in with great difficulty. "Regardless of your.. current self," he gestured "You can send in a request via normal channels, and not just appearing in my office."

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There was panic in the parlour and howling in the hall!                           There was crying in the cowshed and shrieking in the stall!  W h e n        t h e         T o a d         c a m e         h o m e !

Roleplay blog based on Mr Toad from Telltale’s The Wolf Among Us. Independent, selective, private and headcanon-based. Written by Lily. Please read before following!

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How the FUCK do I cut a post to reply to it?!

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"Sooooo sorry ta inconvenience you, Sheriff... Jus' need one teeeeesy li'l thing from you..."

"As if i didn't have enough to deal with," Bigby sighed and put the cigarette between his lips again.

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Now to seek out active canon Bigby Wolfs...

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"Right! Now that we're canon an' all, I think it's high bleedin' time I heard a canon fuckin' apology from canon Bigby Wolf!"

"So, let's 'ear it then! Don't care which one'a you says it. 'S'all the same ta me."

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ARE WE CANON? ARE WE ALL FUCKING CANON NOW?