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this is both tragic and heroic, yet at the same time I can't get past that his official job title is master blaster

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Of all the days for the dog to have explosive diarrhea in the house, it's the day Mothman isn’t home 😭

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you guys think leehan would be on fishblr?

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all at once, over-under one bite challenge

is there a way to eat a croissant that does not involve the indignity of bathing in croissant flakes

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my brain is so cooked its turning back into elemental carbon and producing diamonds under pressure so here's a short prompt it came up with:

scissors and canvas are in a relationship that nobody approves of. paint, canvas's jealous and manipulative ex, tries to get back together with canvas because "what would a canvas be without paint? nothing. I made you beautiful, and what did you do but destroy yourself with those- dull scissors! (le gasp, dull is a slur)" but canvas doesn't give up. canvas can be beautiful on their own, and scissors would NEVER hurt canvas.

canvas has a strong frame, milky smooth save for a few loose stitches around the edges.

scissors is sharp, with a bit of a loose handle on their emotions. but their open sharpness towards everyone only hides the true softie they can be in closed spaces with canvas.

neither of them are perfect, but they will face their challenges together.

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hey so my favorite professor suddenly resigned with like two weeks left in the term for medical reasons and I'm so distraught is this what it's like to be the side character from the original mc's world in an isekai when the mc meets truck-kun?

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nobody talks about how hard it is to have a healthy relationship with sleep. sleep to me is what remembering to eat is to adhd people, I forget to do it until I'm so tired I cannot physically keep my eyes open and pass out. "just exercise more" ok, now my body is exhausted but my brain says it can still read for 10 hours straight and oh no it's morning now.

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if there was any reason to become a kpop idol (if I could) aside from the obvious music/singing/dancing, it would be for the travel. idc about being exhausted from back to back concerts on a world tour I'm already exhausted for my world tour of home and back to uni lol. maybe I could even more tour stops in canada

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he's just taking public transport unlike a vast majority of you gulls

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i can give him what he's missing 😌

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sitting in front of a window to study like i'm a plant absorbing vitamin d

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taro absolutely bodied the sticky trend rn on tiktok and I can't even talk about it bc I gotta boycott (ss'd to not boost shares.)

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