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who can match my weak

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Your honor my client's love language is money laundering

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spending $20 is like spending $45 which is basically $80 which is of course $100. when will it end

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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

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me.

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Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That's her, btw

She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

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cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality

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the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

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the kind of angel who strangles herself with her own halo

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i wish humans are allowed to hibernate during winter

no because same, we cant have shit

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I like how there’s a category of careers (cowboy, pirate, spy, princess) that have a very specific historical and political context that they get stripped of for the entertainment of children

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”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

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im sorry your tummy hurts. you're a good mutual. there will be poems

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i’m gonna be the biggest crybaby about it actually

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