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Since the Zelda movie has an official release date here are my predictions of what we’re gonna see:

Characters:

- Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf are all most certainly gonna be there

-I highly doubt they’re gonna keep Link silent (although having him be deaf/mute and sign the whole movie would be dope)

- Would love all unknown actors but if they have to go with a big name I would be fine with casting a big name for Ganondorf

- Might have Ganondorf go Beast Mode for the climax

- The Great Deku Tree

- Impa

- The King of Hyrule

- The non-hylian races: Gorons, Zora, Rito (possibly) and forest children (probably Koroks but it would be cool to see the Kokiri) Sheika, Gerudo

-They might name drop the champions from botw. I don’t think they will be characters but just easter eggs.

- Beetle. Do I think they’re actually gonna include him? Probably not. Do I want him in the movie 1000000%

Locations:

- Hyrule castle

- Kakariko Village

- Lost Woods

- Death Mountain

- Zora Domain

- Gerudo Desert

Plot/Lore:

- They’re probably gonna go with a brand new story rather than trying to adapt one of the games. They might utilize some story elements from botw/totk

- Triforce. This is probably gonna be the main plot. Either they’re searching for the triforce or trying to protect it or unlock its powers or something like that.

- The gods/goddesses (Hylia, Farore, Din, Nayru)

- The Master Sword. Might be the first part of the movie is finding/getting the master sword. Or it could be an opening scene.

- Time Travel. It’s not a Legend of Zelda story without some fucky wucky time shit

Others:

- Music needs to go crazy hard.

- If my girl Fi makes an appearance I will go FERAL (much doubt)

- Would love to see some monsters (bokoblin, lizalfos, etc. Maybe even Gohma or Dodongo or some other boss)

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It’s pumpkin time!

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Preach I guess

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I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

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TIL that there is journalism equivalent to the Bechdel Test. An article about a female scientist fails the “Finkbeiner Test” if it mentions one of seven topics regarding her womanhood

via reddit.com

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getting a note on a super old post

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what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button

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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

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I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

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me: i gotta be careful i don't want to get TOO into spn and destiel and then lose all sense of reality like some weirdos.

misha collins: castiel has appeared to me in my carpeting.

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last week to get Gracie 🖤

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Question, is it too late to turn into a christian music grifter? I don’t believe in any of that stuff but those people get *views* and make *bank*

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Tumblr halloween costume idea UwU

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Tired: “I plead the fifth”

Inspired: “I do bite my thumb, sir”