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Batman
What did Mr. Wayne say when Alfred gave him his old suit of armor? "I am the knight."
#notreallyapun#lessfunnythemoreyouthinkaboutit#its a good thing no one reads these#i didnt know you could make hashtags with spaces#s w e e t
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What did the dick say to the ball sack? "Sir, if you'll just give me a moment of your time, I can show you how my company can make a Vas Deferens in the way you export your product!"
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Many long novels were written about a very heroic snake. It's truly the hisssssstory of his life
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Loitering
What do you call someone just idly standing in front of a business choking on a sucker?
Lolli-gagging
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"How did you get that vase?" I urned it
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more science
What is wrong with Henrietta? She Lacks healthy cells
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science
What do you call a Geneticist using a crucifix to stab a Prius? Dihybrid cross
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How did Gemma give her son bad news so easily? She hired a Jax Teller
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