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today I got such a high intimidation score that I not only feared the ghoul I was fighting but I also scared my oracle so bad he fell backwards down the stairs

"Oh, that's nice, sweetie... Very intimidating... Hehe..."

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MOM ONE OF MY PARTY MEMBERS DIED AND HIS OLDER BROTHER BLAMES ME EVEN THOUGH I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

"I'm sorry for your lost sweetie, can you prove to him you're innocent?"

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mom my party is a bunch of jerks

"Just turn the other cheek, sweetie. And if they slap that cheek too, I'll put them in the snake pit."

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MOM, I got THROWN in JAIL

“Don’t worry, I’ll bail you out... as long as you didn’t commit too horrible of a crime this time.”

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poison?? sownds... tewwifying!

"Not really, silly, it's natural. And I only use it if I'm in danger anyway."

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miss wobin, do you know any spells?

"I'm still working on learning specific spells, but I do know how to spray poison at people."

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*tugs on Robin's shirt hesitantly* "H-Hey... do you... have any... corn dogs...?" ~Rusty

"I'm not exactly sure what a corn dog is... Is it a dog made our of corn?"

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"Some people have trouble pronouncing certain sounds, sweetie."

hewwo miss wobin

“Hello there. But my name is Robin.”

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Das what I said. Wobin.

"Well aren't you cute~"

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hewwo miss wobin

"Hello there. But my name is Robin."

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h....... hewwo?

"--is anybody dewe?????""Oh, hello there!"

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“You can ask me anything you’d like, and I’ll tell you some adventures I’ve been on... Once I actually go on an adventure...

I also have been informed that askers can use magic to cause ‘changes' for a period of time, which I’ll allow, so long as they’re... how do you say... ‘safe for work.’“

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((Yeah I don't know what happened with that))

((for some reason it wouldn’t let @instantrobinnoodles reply to my message publicly, so I was forced to use my op editing skillz

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"You know, like Cupid, he stabs with arrows of love... Is Cupid.... Is Cupid a thing in this universe?"

"Oh honey, don't stab people just because they don't follow you. Stab them with love. Only stab with a knife if they're butts." -instantrobinnoodles

How… how do you stab… with love?

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(re: ⚖) ((A good noodle, if a liiiiiitle bit clueless. If I had to take a guess at her alignment I'd say Chaotic Good.

((Bingo XD))

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(For anyone wondering, here's Robin's stats)

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“That’s... that’s different, I’m giving that to charity.”

MOOOOOOOOOOM, an UGLY DRUID dumped a gallon of WATER on meeeeee

 A wise rule of thumb is to never mess with a snake sorcerer’s children.

Also she’s totally not freaking out about being called mom no