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Clark: It's what he would've wanted

Perry: YEAH WELL FUCK THAT! WE KILL BATMAN AND BATMAN ONLY IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!!

Clark, now very conflicted: Hold on-

One very slow news day when they're all bored as hell at work Lois is like. Okay. Fuck marry kill The Big Three. And Clark replies "oh easy fuck batman marry wonder woman kill Superman" and the entire office gets so mad at him like you KILL Superman our collective BEST FRIEND Superman????!?!?!?

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Xie Lian, to a blushing Feng Xin: You used to have a crush on me?

Shi Qingxuan: We've all had a crush on you at some point

Xie Lian: I don't think that-

Mu Qing: Show of hands if you've ever had a crush on his Highness?

All hands go up.

Xie Lian, gaping: General Pei?

Pei Ming, unrepentant: Gonna be honest, I thought you were a princess.

Hua Cheng at the back taking down names.

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Good morning and tuesday to everyone except the guy who stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail. If you're him fuck you

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I love this concept and I need 20 fics of this yesterday

Imagine in some universe, Bruce, Brucie, and Batman are actually a system, and that the Tired Dad TM, mildly eccentric bimbo, and the personification of vengeance itself, are all sharing a brain.

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*The Trinity holding the lasso of truth to share their identities*

Wonder Woman: I am Diana of Themyscira, daughter of Zeus and Hippolyta

Superman: Kal-el of Krypton, also known as Clark Kent

Batman: Batman

Clark and Diana, realizing what Batman just said: *weird looks*

Batman: The other guys are asleep

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Brucie, not as aware at first about the whole vigilantism, waking up mildly concussed: Man, last night was wild, what a hangover.

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Bad Guy of the week: Now that you've inhaled my truth serum, I can finally ask you this! Are you or are you not Bruce Wayne?

Batman: I'm not. That's a completely separate person.

Bad Guy: But, BUT I SAW YOU–

Audience Member 1: You saw a drunk billionaire at a costume party

Bad Guy: Whatever! What's your secret identity?!

Batman: I don't have one. I'm Batman.

Bad Guy: BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE?!

Audience Member 2: Look at this wackjob, thinking that the cryptid motherfucker's secretly a normal person

Audience Member 3: Thanks a lot for wasting our time, asshole

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Terry: How'd you know those voices weren't yours?

Batman: For one thing, they kept calling me Bruce

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ALL EYES ON RAFAH. WE WILL NOT FORGIVE. WE WILL NOT FORGET.

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Ron questioning his hard earned skills that he honed for decades: You're his what now? :)

Cale, king on acting and worrying everyone withing a 50 mile ratius: Oh, good you guys ate alive, I found us one more

From the ashes [재], we rise (TCF AU).

Okay, I have an AU idea that could be a lot of fun to write. (＠＾◡＾)

This is nothing serious, I just thought what if this happened, and here I am. ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

So, this is my AU:

OgCale was a commander of a platoon with whom he formed close bonds.

KRS managed to connect with the team members after JSH (Joo So Hoon) admitted that his father died of old age. The rest of the team (excluding KMA) consoled him, revealing that they also lack close family members.

They offered to be each other’s family, marking their oath by getting matching maple leaf tattoos. (Because the Korean word for ‘one’ [일] can be translated as ‘day’ [낮], and ‘autumn day’ [가을날] can be translated as ‘maple’ [단풍].)

This triggers Rok Soo to spend more quality time with Team 1, subconsciously thinking of them as family.

Simultaneously, an attack by an unclassified monster occurs during the battle in Puzzle City, pushing both Team 1 and the platoon to the brink of death.

The god of death brings OgCale and KRS to his domain, proposing that they return to their worlds and switch bodies. They acept whit one condition: their teams must go with them.

For OgCale’s side, it’s straightforward. The platoon members are easily placed in the younger bodies of Team 1, just before the destruction of the shelters. They receive information about the future situation and their new lives, enough to survive and thrive.

However, Team 1 (+ the Bae family) faces a tougher challenge. All platoon members were born during the war, so they can’t travel to those bodies.

The solution? Create new bodies for them. But there’s a problem: the resemblance to Choi Han.

His mutations in the Dark Forest (because you can’t convince me he didn’t mutate in the 150+ years trapped, surviving with magical beasts and mutated herbs while exposed to lethal poisons and dead mana ┐( ’ д ') ┌) would make him something a little less than human for those who know how to look.

The solution: create non-human bodies that replicate these mutations (bright reflections in black or brown hair, sharp fangs, thicker skin, high resistance to toxins and both live and dead mana, night vision, slightly pointed ears, etc.). This provides a viable explanation for their post-apocalyptic abilities.

Once done, they’re left somewhere between Rain City and Roan’s capital.

Everything up to the start of the journey to the capital happens as in canon, except that Cale’s tattoos (located above his knees) come with him to Nameless 1.

The encounter with the bandits changes everything. In their camp, they find a bunch of cages containing Team 1.

Cale, worried and mentally cursing the god of death, approaches to free them.

Meanwhile, Choi Han is visibly shocked to see a group of Koreans locked in cages (noticed by Cale’s entourage).

Cale frees them using a key he snatched from the leader.

And accidentally, Sejong calls him Timjang-Nim [팀장] (which means ‘team leader-nim’).

Ron asks if he knows them, and Min Ah, carrying her daughter, inadvertently worsens the situation by claiming they’re her clan.

Meanwhile, the knights wonder if this is why Cale brought Choi Han to the Henituse mansion, and they start concocting increasingly elaborate theories.

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Fuck this is GOLD the whole dancing sequence of the skeletons of dead boys detectives I didn't know this existed

Btw I saw it on twitter where it also explains the details from the opening credits https://x.com/Bowtiedino/status/1796971544545038682?t=GtscLrWq6-_J-xlINf6vrA&s=19

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A criminal in all but vibes

like/reblog if u save 💗

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Erasermicfam, but make it centaurs 🐎✨️

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Lock and Cale

What if Cale left Lock alone before the Battle of the Gorge of Death not only because he thinks being alone makes a Wolf stronger? Cale—no, KRS—became stronger and more reliable in some ways after he lost the Soos and became team leader, didn't he? 🥲

And then he gets to realize not everyone is like him. Lock didn't lose everyone this time. This Lock wasn't like TBoaH!Lock. Lock wasn't like Team Leader KRS either.

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#omg the little crow and cat following Edwin around :')

Dead Boy Detectives Punk Tactics 💥

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Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

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HC that Talia formally adopted Jason because I’m here for Good Mom!Talia. And also because I find the following scenario absolutely hilarious:

Ra’s: YOU are an absolute DISGRACE! You will NEVER…

Damian: *rolls his eyes and walks away*

Ra’s: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE…

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Ra’s: My greatest triumph. My greatest failure.

Bruce: You really don’t give up, do you.

Ra’s: I will have my heir, Detective. I…

Bruce: *resumes fight*

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Ra’s: Join me, Detective.

Tim: No.

Ra’s:

Ra’s:

Ra’s: Fine, you know what? I am not above begging. My protege left, my grandson abandoned me, and you are the last possibility standing between order and the inevitable chaos that will come if you…

Tim:

Tim:

Tim:

Ra’s: I feel like I lost you somewhere.

Tim: You think?

Ra’s: Consider this me begging then.

Tim: What could possibly be so bad? Aren’t you functionally immortal anyway?

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Jason: ‘Sup.

Ra’s:

Ra’s:

Ra’s: WHO LET THE MENACE BACK IN HERE? If you think for ONE SECOND that I will let this go without heads ROLLING, you…

Jason: Ah, I missed you too.

Jason: Oh, and Mom says hi.

Ra’s:

Ra’s:

Ra’s: *controlled noises of unfathomable rage*

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Babs: Why is Ra’s al Ghul sending you pictures of Jason?

Babs: And why does the message say ‘take it back?’

Damian: Grandfather is opposed to the idea of Todd as his heir.

Bruce:

Tim:

Babs:

Dick:

Cass:

Steph:

Tim: I see why he was begging now.

Steph: Since when is Jason even in the running?

Damian: Since Mother adopted him.

Bruce: She did WHAT?

Damian: Grandfather did not approve.

Damian: I have never been prouder of Todd.

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!!??!

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Bart: dead

Tim (tired, so so tired): think again bitch, we're to understaffed for this.

Can we revive bart?

He‘s back!