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7 dpo

I took a test coz I'm inpatient. I think I have line eyes badly.... not testing again until 10dpo (Saturday)

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So if my son does something he isnt suppose to I put him in his play pen.

"1 year old is too young to punish"

I am simply putting him in his play pin and sitting in front of him saying "its not nice to bite mommy. Now you gotta be in here"

Does he understand me? Maybe not but I'm setting a foundation that biting is not good. He's not even 1 yet and from what I've been told Biting only gets worse if not stopped when it starts.

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Brantley is almost 11 months old.

We already have a theme for his birthday party. We are sharing the day with his cousin Lilly (since they were born the same day)

Both of their birthday onesies were ordered and have already been delivered. Im excited but also an emotional wreck thinking about it.

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I WILL REPORT AND BLOCK ALL OF YOU NASTY ASS FETISH BLOGS!

DO NOT FOLLOW ME WITH YOUR CREEPY INSENSITIVE FETISH SHIT BLOGS

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Even though we are NPNT

Hubs and I decided that 9 to 11 months old for baby 1 is the best age to actually get pregnant again. They will be almost 2 years apart and it gives me all the time I need to let myself heal.

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as a semi-functional adult I can tell you this is true

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Please go block severepatrolbiscuittoad. They’re following you and they’re a creepy blog making sexual comments about babies

Omg thank you! I didn't even know because it didn't pop up for me.

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In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.

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If you had any superpower, what what it be?

Definitely shapeshifting. Imagine how useful that would be? Pants a little to tight? Shapeshift. Don’t fill something out? Shapeshift. Need to sneak into the National Archives and steal the Declaration of Independence but don’t want to go full National Treasure (2004)? Shapeshift.

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Having kids is like ten percent “aww they’re so cute!” And ninety percent “WHY TINY HUMAN WHY????!!!”

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STOP LITTERING

STOP THROWING YOUR TRASH ON THE GROUND. STOP THROWING GARBAGE IN THE OCEAN. RECYCLE. PICK IT UP. STOP LITTERING. S T O P

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Ovulation period for this month is over.

We didnt want to try this month due to the fact that well I do not want to have my birthday as a due date and I know my kid would hate having his or her birthday so close to christmas coz I do. Next month we will begin trying for baby #2 and then continue until we get a positive.

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Brantley discovered his feet today.

And almost fell on his face trying to put it in his mouth.

Poor chunker.

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The level of baby fever that I have reached is too damn high.

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Hey no offence but women are 100% capable of being abusive and neglectful parents.