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a boy and a girl can be gay for each other if theyre bisexual and their genders are weird enough

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My roommate (the one who hates septum piercings so much they make her gag) thinks my art is the most disgusting and ugly shit on the planet, and every time I announce that I've sold a piece or gotten into a show, she makes the kind of facial expression you'd expect of someone eating chili at a live autopsy and says, "I'm glad you're having fun! :)"

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.

my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.

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working retail

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“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

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POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!

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wish we had more internal organ emojis

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Y’know to me, the most heartbreaking thing about Lu Guang looping to save Cheng Xiaoshi isn’t even watching him die over and over.

It’s restarting their relationship from square one.

The biggest tragedy of all this is regardless if he accepts CXS’ death or dives into another photo, the CXS he spent that timeline with is gone. Just for the slim chance of saving him all those years, all that history together has to be erased. Imagine spending five years with someone, going to the same schools, sharing sleepovers and being roommates. Going for late night walks, offering to cook dinner since it’s their turn, being the most vulnerable with you, opening up about their biggest fears and trauma.

And in a blink, you meet them again and they’re asking what’s your favorite color.

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Y'all are not prepared for the person I'm going to become on 27th December when the bridon arc comes out I swear

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went to use this outlet in a public space only to discover it’s a sticker. i’m like the looney tunes coyote slamming into a painted background.

but also. who did this? pure flabbergasted tbh

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This website is a fucking parody of itself

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