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so tired of people shipping hannigram, as if will would ever be with an old man like hannibal 🤡

yeah hannibal being older is the dealbreaker and not the severed body parts in his fridge

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Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

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@/evieeion optimus pony design??? she's so beautiful i had to draw her 🥺🥺

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pig,,

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Imagine being cast in a Lady Gaga concert as Lady Gaga because Lady Gaga wants to do this to Lady Gaga

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recommending comics is like “if you ignore the racism and the sexism and the inconsistencies it’s actually still pretty bad but every once in awhile there’s a moment that hits you so hard that it makes you stare at the wall”

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crying bc some girl on tiktok just found that urgent care with the house portrait in it, completely by accident

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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

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when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.

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Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading

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Annabeth Chase, the woman you are 😩🙏💘📖✨

instagram

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were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

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pro censorship people are always like “actually I’m living proof that books can be really harmful to kids! when I was a child I read a book that upset me and of course I couldn’t talk to my parents about it because they would throw rocks at me whenever I confessed to reading anything but the Bible, so as you can see, that book was the source of my trauma and warped ideas about right and wrong”

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Me seeing a boy: I am a faggot

Me seeing a girl: I am a faggot for girls

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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i jerk off till my penis scrweam

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‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.