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insertarnombreaqui · 3 days ago
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i don't respect americans and what they refer to as chicken sandwiches because when i was working at my old job as a barista slash sandwich bitch (australian) i had this american tourist come in and order a chicken sandwich so i started MAKING. her. a chicken sandwich. asked her what kind of bread she wanted and she looked at me funny. i said We have sourdough, rye, multigrain, wholemeal, plain white bread. she said I Want A Chicken Sandwich. i, roughly 19 years old at the time and not getting paid enough to deal with rude americans, realised we were at some sort of stalemate, although i didn't really know why. i change tacks for a second and say Okay. Well would you like chicken schnitzel or would you like plain roast chicken. and she says. Are You Listening To Me? I Said I Wanted A Chicken Sandwich. i am smiling at her from behind the counter and gripping a large knife. "i'm trying to make one for you, i promise. i just need to know what kind of bread and what kind of chicken and also what other fillings you want". or at least i say something LIKE that. secretly at this point i'm hoping that she outright yells at me so i can have an excuse to go stand in the walk in freezer for a few minutes. eventually we figure out that her idea of a chicken sandwich and my idea of a chicken sandwich are not the same, and i have to explain to her that we don't have burger buns here and we also don't have fried chicken. she says fine, but she says it in a tone that indicates that she cannot believe this is happening to her and that it is, singularly, my fault. i give her a bunch of options for food we DO sell and she ends up ordering something With Ketchup. i smile at her and i say "oh you mean Tomato Sauce". i was antagonizing her just a little bit at this point. a tiny bit. because she deserved it. she looks me in the face and says, Americanly (smugly) something about my attitude and how she won't be tipping. i gleefully tell her "we don't have tipping here." and then i secretly charged her two extra dollars for being an awful person. and that's my story about americans and chicken sandwiches. okay love you.
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insertarnombreaqui · 3 days ago
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Bought this one
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insertarnombreaqui · 5 days ago
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madonna certo che cantare de andrè con l'auto tune è un peccato mortale
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insertarnombreaqui · 7 days ago
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insertarnombreaqui · 9 days ago
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Glory to the Palestinian resistance forever and always
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insertarnombreaqui · 13 days ago
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Victorian 9ct Gold Banded Onyx & Natural Split Pearl Ring
about 1860
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insertarnombreaqui · 13 days ago
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Crazy how Helena violated three different people at once.
Mark's outie would never have consented to sex with her because the only woman on his mind is Gemma.
Mark's innie would never have consented to sex with her because he loves Helly R, not her.
And Helly R would never have consented to her outie pretending to be her and having sex with her boyfriend in her place.
This woman somehow managed to rape three separate consciousness in one go.
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insertarnombreaqui · 13 days ago
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What could they possibly be giving milchick to make him drink the koolaid this much. To dress in all white, source a theramin and overlook multiple (essentially) children in an entire goddamn national park like a fucked up camp counselor. How can he be this into it. What are they holding him to. Is he a believer. This is the tallest waterfall on the planet.
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insertarnombreaqui · 13 days ago
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cant help but feel like helena wasnt lying when she said she didnt like who she is out there
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insertarnombreaqui · 13 days ago
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Helena used helly's body. Helena manipulated and lied and had sex with Mark S and Helly will never remember any of it.
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insertarnombreaqui · 16 days ago
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Looking back
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insertarnombreaqui · 16 days ago
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i'm so tired of winter please let it be warm !!!!!!!!!!
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insertarnombreaqui · 16 days ago
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every image of a girl jus lying on her back in the water w her eyes closed is me it’s my essence and my culture
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insertarnombreaqui · 16 days ago
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parchment stitching
pages from a cistercian breviary, produced in the cistercian nunnery lichtenthal abbey, c. 1450-1500
source: Karlsruhe, BLB, Cod. Lichtenthal 29
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insertarnombreaqui · 16 days ago
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New lawsuit against Gaiman and Palmer, filed by Scarlett Pavlovich (the nanny who was sent by Palmer and abused by Gaiman, or at least the one nanny that we currently know by name, among the many others who faced the same).
All TWs from Vulture's previous article apply here too.
God, please let there be consequences and accountability for this pair at last.
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