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nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

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NEVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCS 🫵

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i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and

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The neurodivergent urge to do this

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More memes cos this man was a legend

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i think it’s a shame that in the process of “a million dollars but you have an immortal snail following you that will kill you if it touches you” becoming a mainstream concept we’ve lost part of the original prompt, which is that the snail receives a million dollars as well

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this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think

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I love soulmates but also this-

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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

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Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime

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What selfshipping is like

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Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.