Text
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
34K notes
·
View notes
Text
we should start giving testosterone to ants
115K notes
·
View notes
Text
152K notes
·
View notes
Text
Parents really post stuff like this online and wonder why their kids don't trust them
46K notes
·
View notes
Text
Parents really post stuff like this online and wonder why their kids don't trust them
46K notes
·
View notes
Photo
16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere
98K notes
·
View notes
Text
a twitter thread that actually killed me
88K notes
·
View notes
Text
amazing news for the bisexual community
"oscar isaac" "kristen stewart" "vampire" "thriller" "80s" ???? please
53K notes
·
View notes
Text
45K notes
·
View notes
Text
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
It is ridiculous how much grocery prices have increased
73K notes
·
View notes
Text
42K notes
·
View notes
Text
yue the fierce moon warrior | azula the prized fire lily
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
44K notes
·
View notes
Text
Okay. So. Pizza Hut has a bonkers Valentine's Day PR stunt called "goodbye pies" where you can send someone a pizza to break up with them.
Sure. Fine. Capitalists gonna capitalism. Whatever.
BUT!
The website they created for the whole thing has a breakup excuse generator? And some of these things are actually funny.
We want different things. For example, I want someone else, and you want me.
I need to spend more time with my pet tarantula, and on an unrelated note I never learned how to love.
I know you're just using me to reach high stuff in your apartment.
So yeah, if anyone's writing break up stories for Valentine's Day, here are some free prompts?
Please note: the font on that website is horrendous, so I recommend making use of the accessibility features.
12K notes
·
View notes