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Parents really post stuff like this online and wonder why their kids don't trust them

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Parents really post stuff like this online and wonder why their kids don't trust them

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16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere

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a twitter thread that actually killed me

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amazing news for the bisexual community

"oscar isaac" "kristen stewart" "vampire" "thriller" "80s" ???? please

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It is ridiculous how much grocery prices have increased

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yue the fierce moon warrior | azula the prized fire lily

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Okay. So. Pizza Hut has a bonkers Valentine's Day PR stunt called "goodbye pies" where you can send someone a pizza to break up with them.

Sure. Fine. Capitalists gonna capitalism. Whatever.

BUT!

The website they created for the whole thing has a breakup excuse generator? And some of these things are actually funny.

We want different things. For example, I want someone else, and you want me.

I need to spend more time with my pet tarantula, and on an unrelated note I never learned how to love.

I know you're just using me to reach high stuff in your apartment.

So yeah, if anyone's writing break up stories for Valentine's Day, here are some free prompts?

Please note: the font on that website is horrendous, so I recommend making use of the accessibility features.

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my man went for it

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Where are all the Calvin and Hobbes enjoyers??

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I love everything about this

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