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your honor in my defense i’m not reading all that shit

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i’m literally so self aware of when i’m making bad decisions that you’d think it’d be enough to stop me but no, it’s not.

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you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts

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it's soooo messed up how you have to go and do work to get money. im literally a cute girl

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I’m shy at first, then BOOM most annoying person you’ve ever met

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i have a disease that makes me like pink and heart shaped objects and it’s called being a fucking genius

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📸: a_street_cat_named_benson

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i hope ur all saying bless u to ur pets when they sneeze….dont be rude

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if ur rich send me money i’m not even kidding wtf are u going to do with it? buy another kitchen island fuck you

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Happy Halloween, y’all!

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the feminine urge to eat a big ass bowl of pasta

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Sunset paints the fur in flames.

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tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex

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*is beautiful and doesn’t deserve this*