i love it when the insane bitches make films
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she really gru on me, she's one in a minion
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kill yourself
do it yourself, pussy bitch. this is what’s wrong with this generation, honestly. you want to see me dead soooo bad but you won’t get off your lazy ass to plot and carry out my murder? shinzo abe literally just got murked with a 2x4 by a guy creating 9-barrelled guns running off electricity and the best your ass can manage is “kill yourself” on anon? this generation has no follow through, like actually so pathetic and entitled and brain rotted by the internet that you need me to kill myself FOR YOU. want me to send you a participation trophy?
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actually the secret to happiness is finding a good perfume and wearing it all the time
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It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame
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if I found out I was prophesied to kill my father, fuck my mother, and bring a curse upon my city, I would simply move to a different city and leave my parents behind to avoid it.
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let love in. believe compliments. be vulnerable and soft-hearted. tell people you love that you love them. see beauty in everyday things. live life like you’re in a movie. don’t be afraid to begin again.
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manic pixie dream senior citizen
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isopods are just little guys of the earth
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hot priest from fleabag fucking LIED. it will not pass it simply won’t.
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me whenever I watch a good movie and try to explain why it’s so good
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a lot of people don’t get this but if you don’t say every deranged thing that’s on your mind at all times the thoughts leak into the groundwater and make it bad. Do your part. Just say some shit
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finally passed my theory test, self actualisation complete
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hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.
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