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Seeing as how I narrated an audiobook for a parody version of Harry Potter, I feel I am uniquely qualified for this.

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The Weasley's Eye-Colors

Does it bug anybody else that people always get the Weasley’s eye colors wrong? If you’re not quite sure what their eye colors are, here’s some helpful info for ya.

-Molly Weasley has brown eyes, a trait that she passed on to her daughter Ginny and her twin sons Fred and George.

-Arthur Weasley has blue eyes, which he passed on to his son Ron.

It isn’t mentioned in the book what color the other Weasley’s eye colors are. But Harry states in the fourth book that Charlie looks like the twins (shorter and stockier then Ron and Percy) which means that these three take after their mom.

Thus it is more then likely that Charlie has brown eyes.

Ron, Percy and Bill are also grouped together by Harry who says that they are the long and lanky ones of the family. Which makes them like their father.

Meaning both Percy and Bill have blue eyes as their father and youngest brother do.

There you have it, some of the Weasley family members have blue eyes while others have brown. Here’s a recap based on my assumptions in the book:

Arthur Weasley = blue eyes Ron Weasley = blue eyes Percy Weasley = blue eyes Bill Weasley = blue eyes Molly Weasley = brown eyes Ginny Weasley = brown eyes Fred Weasley = brown eyes George Weasley = brown eyes Charlie Weasley = brown eyes

Thanks for reading this and please take these things into consideration when writing your next wonderful fanfic.

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Project Dragon was a game that was in development for 3 years only to be canceled weeks from its announcement and its entire art and development team laid off. The game (which would have been called 'Everhaven' upon release) was intended to be a multiplayer sandbox rpg taking inspiration from both Minecraft and The Legend of Zelda, with an art style similar to that of the Spyro Reignited Trilogy, which some of the team members also worked on along with Crash Bandicoot 4.

According to character design/illustrator Nicholas Kole "Our cancelled project of the last 3 years is officially, truly dead as of today (internal attempts to save it failed), and the embargo on the whole body of portfolio work has been lifted". This means that the only way the game has a chance of resuming development is by raising awareness and spreading the word of it's development. More info from Nicholas Kole and #BringBackProjectDragon Even if you're not interested in the game itself, you can find the concept art, animations, 3D models, music and all other completed pieces of work for the game being shared by the team at either of these links, and I think are worth checking out. Some mounts and NPCs

4 of the 5 playable starter races (5th being human of course)

Edit: the decision to cancel the game was made by Forte, a blockchain company that acquired Phoenix Labs last year, who later decided to cancel all other projects so that the studio could focus on Dauntless and Fae Farm, Phoenix Labs' other already established games, rather than take the risk with this new IP.

I advise against sending any sort of hate towards Forte or Phoenix Labs and instead recommend continuing to share love for Everhaven and what it could have been until they realize their mistake.

Also thanks for 10k notes.

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Classic sea shanties like:

"I fucking hate this ship and I cannot wait to get off."

"I got off the ship on the dock but I know I'm going to get back on the ship when my leave is up. Fuck."

"Storm."

"Big storm."

"Is it just me or does this ship have like. Really clean lines. Like damn. Okay. Not saying I'm feeling attracted to the ship, per se, but. Damn."

"Sometimes you see weird shit that you cannot explain and you just kinda have to shrug and go. Welp."

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Fiction is disappointing in its portrayal of…people’s weirdness. Just how weird people really are in real life.

So many books have all their characters be incredibly normal and I’m like ????? You guys can go outside and not run into someone who is even slightly strange? Or act like “quirks” are only for characters who are explicitly supposed to be eccentric instead of just…people being people.

like, my neighbor sunbathes in his driveway in his underwear and builds coffins in his spare time. My OTHER neighbor just sets things on fire whenever he needs to relax so at random times he’ll be out burning his deck furniture or something. I knew a guy in high school who woke up every morning at 3am and could lip sync flawlessly to every veggietales song. I knew a girl who collected hand sanitizer and wore bright, glittery green eyesore alligator earrings after she got her ears pierced. our family friend back in Tennessee owns six pugs and an unbridled pug obsession. My brother (13) aspires to be a hobo and calls himself Moped the Cheapskate. My grandma reads ya novels (she loved six of crows btw), determined that she was a ravenclaw through the internet, is responsible for me learning my first curse word, and flips off trump when she’s watching him on TV. one of my high school friends was a conspiracy theorist who did intense research about chemtrails. a member of my squad when I was like 14 was referred to by us only as Poodle. the guy who taught my public speaking class in high school moderated a doomsday prepper forum and would talk wistfully about how he would like a bunker. I used to work out with a guy who worshiped Thor smack dab in the middle of the Bible Belt. today my best friend literally just ate dirt while we were hanging out and I can only be just like “whatever, he eats leaves, the little packets that say do not eat, and food off the floor of restaurants, how could a little dirt hurt him?” because that’s just what he does he just…eats things

The sad thing is that almost everyone I know would be The Weird One if they were part of the cast of a book?? But it isnt weird to be weird or eccentric or the opposite of normal. people are just…that way. books drop any somewhat unusual quality as a marker that a person is “eccentric” and I promise you can’t make your characters too weird

Because I write down people that I meet and hear of: my dad met a lady at his work who claimed to be psychic and talked at length about how ghosts would watch her shower (“I hope you like what you’re seeing!” she would tell them) and about the ghost-seeing party she was planning. He talked to a woman who was a sonographer and who had an enormous tattoo of a dragon all the way up her leg and thigh. “Organs move. Babies don’t,” was her wisdom. He met a guy with a phobia of glitter. People are weird. There’s no excuse to make stock characters and people who are average and without quirks. To me it just makes them seem undeveloped because EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING.

People are just weird. let them be weird pls

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𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞

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☆ 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐬 ☆

𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐧

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happy april fools 🙊

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disclaimer - I don’t own most of my lockscreens; they come from Pinterest! if one of them happens to be yours, just message me and i will give you credit :)

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I need to read literally all of these 🫶🏻

Sterek Fic Recs: The Magic!Stiles Edition

You Only Live Once…Or Twice by @teenshmolf

““Anything,” Derek’s eyes are determined, boring into Stiles’.

Stiles huffs a laugh, “Careful there, big guy. Don’t want to be promising anything to every necromancer you meet. Some might ask for your soul or someth—”

“I’ll give you my soul to bring her back,” Derek says, his voice steady and strong with resolve, “if that’s what you want.”

Stiles’ mouth gapes open for a moment before his brain kicks into gear and he stutters out, “N-no, I don’t ask for that. I only ask for money.”

(Or the one in which Stiles is a necromancer who needs help stopping a rogue alpha and Derek is the solution, but at what cost?)”

This is a really gorgeous fic, full of emotion and it’s fair share of angst but it never feels overdone or hopeless. The characters are all beautifully written, and Stiles and Derek are lovely together. There are major character deaths, which is not something I would usually read, but I just think it is all handled so well that it is worth giving a shot. It has a happy, hopeful ending with resolution of the angst, and our boys driving off into the sunset cracking awful zombie related jokes. Oh. And prepare for Jackson to be your favourite character.

Kiss Me Under the Light of a Thousand Stars by @deleted-scenes

““It was a true love spell,” he admits quietly. “It was supposed to help me find my true love. And apparently I suck at magic as much as I suck at dating because I screwed this up too.”

~~~

In which Stiles’ Valentine’s Day love spell goes very wrong.

Or perhaps very right.”

This is so so sweet, and so so cute. You’re going to love it. Stiles casts his spell and then Derek fixes it. Derek’s perspective is so well done, and you get to see the full extent of his badass exterior giving way to the marshmallow we all know he is on the inside!

I Fall So Hard And I Call It Magic by @fishcommander 

“Stiles smells different.

It wasn’t obvious at first—his car, his clothes, the people closest to him, they all smell enough like his old scent that it overpowers anything new. As far as emotions go, there’s the usual anxiety, stress, tension, exhaustion, guilt.

But the base notes of his scent, the primary olfactory information anyone would use to track Stiles, are… stronger now, and not in a way that relates to being unwashed. They’re sharper, more noticeable, less human and more…

Magical.”

This is such good fun, lots of moments that made me laugh, fantastic characterisations, and Derek’s perspective is just as sardonic as you think it would be. Stiles and his magic are just so…Stiles. And the way it all unfolds is lovely - the last lines will put a big smile on your face because secretly-a-dork Derek Hale is a beautiful thing.

Night Owls Early Birds  by @lissadiane

“Confession: Stiles is afraid of having magic.

The Spark had been cool. It had been small, manageable. He could do some funky stuff with Mountain Ash, all with the power of belief.

And now here he is, his Spark blown wide open, apparently coming down with a fatal case of magical overload, and all that stands between him and bleeding out is a grumpy owl that looks suspiciously like a feathered version of Derek Hale.

(In which Stiles learns he’s a witch, but instead of a wand and a trip to Diagon Alley, he gets blood magic, a grumpy and reluctant owl as his companion, and an accidental blood bond with Derek Hale.)”

This is a fantastic story, with an equally fantastic equal, with a darker side to Stiles having magic. It’s really well written, with funny moments as well as some more horror themed moments! You are going to love Steve. Heed the warnings my lovelies, there is blood and gore throughout. But there is also lovely friendships and Stereky goodness too!

Werewolf Married by @inell

“Shealwaysreads said the perfect summary for this series is: ‘Wherein Stiles nuts and runs, suspects any and all fairytale endings, but falls foul of sustained and earnest wooing by his alpha prince Derek Hale'”

I debated keeping this series for a soulmate fic rec, but this has badass Emissary!Stiles and is one of the most fun series I’ve read in a long time, written by my babe @inell. There’s your classic masquerade ball to kick things off, with a werewolf mating bite, but that’s where the standard trope ends. This Stiles is definitely not one for conforming to expectations, and instead of an instant happily-ever-after you get to read a beautifully real feeling relationship develop. The smut is scorching, the fluff is blush inducing, and the characters are amazing. You will love Stiles-Scott-Allison. And you will be so glad to have read this series!

In Desperate Times by @nokomisss

“Stiles gets magic wish-granting powers, but only when he’s in danger. He begins to teleport to Derek in increasingly awkward moments.”

This fic had me quite literally wheezing with laughter in bed when I read it. It’s just got so many perfect moments - Derek’s infamous backflip, lucky charms, sneak-attacks. This will all make sense when you read it. Which you should. It’s a ball from beginning to end!

Echo by @saucefactory

“Soon after Deaton begins training him, Stiles starts weaving talismans for the pack.”

This is melancholy and so so beautifully written. Derek’s perspective is the perfect way to see the way that Stiles’ magic is changing him. It’s a really lovely little fic.

Misdirection by @bleep0bleep

“Derek’s just moved back to Beacon Hills with his young daughter, whose newest favorite thing is Mr. Stiles and his magic shop. Derek likes Stiles a lot too, except he’s a bit worried about how Stiles’ magic is… actually real, and the local pack and their Emissary might find that a problem.”

This whole fic is completely adorable. You get yourself a lovely bit of single dad!Derek, magic!Stiles, and a beautifully settled and successful pack in Beacon Hills. Gena and Jimmy are the cutest kids, and Derek and Stiles are just as sweet. It’s a lovely, fluffy little fic to put a smile on your face.

Professional Werewolf Witch by @actualbird

“"Are you going to buy anything else?“ Professional Eyebrows says and Stiles would like to buy him. A cup of coffee. On a date.

He just ends up pointing at the crate of whatever the fuck is behind Professional Eyebrows’ head and says, "Uh, a box of that stuff.”

P.E. turns, glances at the crate, and raises an eyebrow at Stiles. “You want a box of charmed rattlesnake tail?” God, magic is so fucking weird.

“Yeah.” Stiles nods because he’s making an ass out of himself. The hipster vampire browsing in the corner is not so subtly laughing at him. The sooner he leaves the better.

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The one where Derek Hale is a Professional Werewolf Witch who owns a magic shop and Stiles fails at being smooth on a regular basis.”

The one where Stiles and Derek are both magical! This is hilarious from start to finish, and all of the accompanying cast are awesome. Scott and his love of dogs is basically who I am inside. This is fluffy and sweet with the perfect amount of snark for our two boys!

Soul seeker by @deleted-scenes

“Sighing, Stiles reaches for Derek’s big hands, cradled in his broad lap, his skin lighting up even more at Derek’s touch. He takes a deep breath and closes his eyes, preparing himself to look for Derek’s soulmate. Whoever you are, he thinks, you better be worth him.”

Okay, so I love everything that deleted-scenes writes - and this is no exception. Stiles’ magic in this fic is really well thought out and the way he and Derek interact is just so perfect. Stiles’ perspective is lovely, and his reaction to Derek is absolutely so on point. The whole fic just makes you happy, and the ending is too beautiful - I adore the scene of Derek protectively held by Stiles.

The Color of Magic by vampireisthenewblack

“Stiles has to perform some kind of protection spell/ritual to stop the latest threat to BH, but according to Deaton and his terrible, terrible magic books, it requires that he willingly take the ‘life essence’ of an alpha within him so he can power the spell. Yep, semen, because druids were giant pervs back in the day. And apparently that shit is like a magical battery.”

This is so much fun from start to finish, very much a magic made them do it scenario - but I’m sure they would have got there on their own in the end! I love the interactions between Derek and Stiles throughout, and the ending is perfect. Not to mention the amazing smut in between ;)

What I Did On My Summer Vacation by @coyotequeens

“There’s something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can’t quite put his finger on. The way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life.

There’s something weird going on in this town, and Stiles is determined to get to the bottom of it.”

I love this fic a lot - it’s one I’ve re-read and honestly every time I read it I love it just as much. It’s beautifully written, and the whole idea of this town-wide pack is so incredibly pleasing. The sterek is slow build, but it’s perfectly done and it’s exactly how the characters would behave in this au I think. You will love all of the characters, and the world building, and oh - the Sheriff - you’re going to love him a lot. All I can say is you are in for a fantastic, long, and really satisfying read. You’ll thank me for it.

B.S.T.P.H.T by @uniwolfwerecorn

“Before Derek has the presence of mind to object, Stiles pushes the paper in his hands and makes for his jeep. “Just read it, okay?” is the last thing he says before slamming the door shut.

He starts the engine, and drives away in record time with gravel scrunching under his tires while Derek stands there dumfounded. He accelerates unusually fast, and the jeep’s back lights disappear into the night.

What. The. Fuck.”

This fic is a great imagining of what the alpha pack could have been like, and the ways that the Hale pack would have been stuck for ideas of how to save themselves. Stiles is a spark in this and enacts a ritual to protect the pack and their assorted loved ones. Derek’s perspective is lovely in this, and his view of the whole pack, and the way he takes Stiles’ advice (which works ofc) is really great to read. And the sex. Whoa boy. Awkward and tender and hot all at once.

Living Links by Miya_Morana

“This is it, he thinks as he dips his fingers into the bowl. No coming back. Once you tie yourself to a pack, to an Alpha, it’s a connection that’ll always be there.”

Oh boy. Short and sweet and so sexy - magical finger-painting is my new fave.

Writ in Hecate’s ink on willing skin by Lenore

“As you’re always so fond of pointing out, you’re the alpha. When bad shit happens to you, it affects all of us. If someone wants to use your alpha mojo or your wolf force or,” Stiles waves his hand, “whatever you want to call it for diabolical purposes? We need to be ready.”

This is great - I love the concept of the spell, and the intensity of the ritual itself. And I think with Stiles’ belief written all over him, our Derek will end up bulletproof.

Love Always Wakes The Dragon by hoars

“If you could only protect one person, who would it be?”

“Derek.”

“What would you do to keep him alive? What would you give up?”

“Anything. Everything.”

This is a really unusual fic, the narrative is not chronological, but it is beautifully weaved together. The Hale Pack that is imagined is a strange and dangerous one, but the future they have is beautiful. This fic might not be for everyone, but I really loved it. Try it, I think you’ll like it.

Of Course by @captainbuckingamerica 

“Semantics, Derek thinks. All Derek really remembers is the press of Stiles’ lips against his, warm and wet, Stiles’ mouth tasting like blue cotton candy, and Stiles’ fingers curling into his shirt, and the clack of the roller coaster carts thundering above them. Derek hasn’t kissed all that many people in his life, but Stiles is the best kiss he’s ever had. He loves kissing Stiles, even now, two years later.

Derek’s head rolls back, and he stares up at the ceiling. “I chose Six Flags because you’d never been there,” he says, and when his neck rolls again, weakly, to face Stiles, he’s smiling at Derek.

“I know,” he says, and Derek thinks, of course you did.”

This is beautifully written, heed the tags though - our darling boy Derek doesn’t have a great time to start with. But his and Stiles’ interactions are gorgeous, and it is the sweetest of endings, I promise.

All My Kingdoms Turn to Sand by @elisera 

“The real question is what Stiles wants. If he’s looking forward to seeing Derek again because they’ll complete what they started a long time ago or if Stiles is nervous because he’s feeling apprehensive. There’s a real possibility that he told the pack to finally send Derek up in order to tell him thanks, but no thanks. A lot can happen in six years; people change and grow apart and it isn’t like they were allowed to talk.”

This is wonderfully done - there is so much world building and back story implied that just makes it such a rich scenario. Stiles and Derek and all of their interactions are beautiful, and the closing scene is so happy making. 

We Put Down Roots Here by @bella8876

“A packs connection to its territory is sacred, it’s the place that they call home, the place that they draw their strength, the place that protects them and shelters them. As long as the wolves care for the land, the land will care for the wolves.

After the fire when Derek and Laura left Beacon Hills, they left the land, and the land left them. For the past eight years the territory had been Hale’s in name alone. But that was going to change, tonight.”

This is another lovely pack fic, there’s so much emotional punch at the end you’ll adore it. It’s a really interesting spin on Stiles practicing magic, and a lovely exploration of what pack is.

Last Call by @coyotequeens

“He doesn’t come to The Beacon to pick up people. It’s precisely the reason why he doesn’t go anywhere else. People in this neighborhood know him, know he’s not interested in being hit on, which allows him to have a drink in peace. Derek knows he’s good-looking, but the type of people it attracts disgust him. At least other werewolves can smell the unfriendliness on him and stay away, but that doesn’t stop everyone. He went to a gay bar with his coworker Isaac once and it was horrifying.”

You think this is going to be a snarky, sexy, hookup fic - and yes it is all of those things. BUT ALSO. Magic!Stiles, unexpected!feels, and ‘it’s-meant-to-be’ dreams. It’s all good stuff.

That Which You Cannot Undo by uraneia

“By twenty-eight, Stiles has resigned himself to a quiet life of working in his magic shop, selling Jackson Whittemore fart-inducing tea, and looking after his goddaughter. It’s a good life. But the quiet goes to hell when his sister, Lydia, shows up with a crispy werewolf in her trunk and a bite mark on her shoulder, because hard on her heels comes the hottest person Stiles has ever seen, and he happens to be looking for his uncle.

You know, the dead guy Stiles helped Lydia bury last night.

(Or: the Pracitical Magic AU nobody asked for.)”

This is one of my favourite magic!Stiles fics - the world that the author has built is so believable and I adore Stiles and Lydia as siblings - their interactions are wonderful. This has everything I love - great Stiles & his friends interactions, Stiles as a parent, Scott being awesome, Lydia being awe inspiring, and Derek being his beautiful self. The last line will have you grinning all day.

Only By Entering the Wolf’s Den by @spurisani

“Stiles gets a call for help from his old babysitter, Laura Hale, after a slew of magical sabotage to the restaurant/gastropub she runs with her brother Derek. Mysterious magical and supernatural shenanigans are Stiles’ bread and butter, so who is he to deny what’s basically family?

Even if it does mean facing his age-old, hopeless crush on Derek again, and the fact that Derek hates him.”

This fic is an absolute joy to read - it’s got so many of my favourite things. Magic!Stiles, alive!Hales, chef!Derek, miscommunication, pining, baddie of the week. It’s got it all, and so many funny moments and sweetness and amazing character interactions. And the sterek is gorgeous - it’s the happiest of happy endings!

That’s all for this fic rec edition - I hope you love these fics as much as I do! Feel free to drop me a line with any suggestions for future fic rec editions you’d like to see!

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What does your favorite Scum Villain's Self Saving System ship says about you

(Inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t's series on YouTube)

Disclaimer: Everything here is meant to be taken as a joke. There is nothing serious here. Ok? Ok.

Let's go

BingQiu

You are a firm believer in keeping things canon and keeping things kinky.

QiJiu

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of the tragedy of what it could have been.

BingJiu

Same joke as QiJiu, but you probably also love some hate-fucking.

LiuShen

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of borderline unhealthy devotion.

TianXi

You are a firm believer in men 👏 getting 👏 pegged 👏.

MoShang

You would 100% Ship Jakken and Sesshomaru from Inuyasha, if Jakken was a bit attractive.

BingLiu

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of using your sword to tilt the head of your rival after a bloody fight between the two of you.

BingLiuShen

You surely have, at least once, used the "x character has two hands" meme to justify shipping a throuple before.

GongyiXiao X SY!Shen Qingqiu

You just wanted good things for Gongyi Xiao. And really, who wouldn't?

ZhuShen

Either you just wanted good things for Zhuzhi-Lang OR you are really horny for snakes.

MingLing

You probably were around some shonen anime fandoms (ie Naruto and Bleach) and started to see fights as low-key first dates.

NingMing

Your interest in the main cast os overshadowed by your interest in cute girls being in love with one another.

MingLingNing

You probably think that Bingge's harem would be much happier if they were actually a big sapphic polycule.

Zhuzhi-Lang X Gongyi Xiao

One day, your addiction to good boys ™️ got so bad thar tou thought: what's better than one good boy? TWO good boys.

Mu Qingfang X Liu Qingge

You probably hate Mu Qingfang's donghua design.

BingYuan

You like BingQiu, but think it could be less messy if Shen Yuan didn't have the Shen Qingqiu persona to fall into.

BinggeYuan

Your favorite relationship dynamic is two red-flags finding happiness with each other.

CumPlane

Your favorite relationship tag on AO3 is Dumbasses to Lovers.

Shencest

Your favorite relationship dynamic is "messed up character" X "person who wants to fix them".

BingBei

Your addiction to demon lords got so bad that one day you thought "what's better than one demon lord? Two demon lords!".

Yue Qingyuan X Liu Qingge X Shen Qingqiu

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of loving Shen Qingqiu.

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Opening my SVSSS design post because this shit is about to get long so I need to start now

BITCH ONE!! MQF!! a little guy

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how about someone(s) get his with a truth spell/serum for a prompt. how does that go and who takes advantage of it to ask their burning questions?

“What were you really doing at the movie theater?”

“Seeing the Lego Movie sequel, I told you.”

Scott sat back, disappointed. He had been so sure that Peter was lying that day. 

“Are you sure he got hit with the truth spell?” he asked Stiles. 

“Yep,” Stiles answered, amused. “Right in the chest. You have about twenty more minutes to ask all your burning questions about Peter’s theater habits.”

“I don’t know why you all seem to think that I spend all my time lying,” Peter said, relaxed. “The truth is much more fun most of the time.”

“What do you actually think of Derek’s homemade granola?” Erica called over from the other side of the room. 

“Heavy but filling.”

Erica pouted. 

“That’s what you said last time.”

“Well it’s not as if he can improve his recipe without honest opinions, can he?”

“You’re all asking lame questions,” Cora said. “Let’s start a fight. Peter, what do you think of Derek’s new girlfriend?”

Peter shrugged. 

“She doesn’t seem like she’s murdered anyone lately, which is more than I can say for most of the people in this room. And she doesn’t put raisins in her cinnamon rolls. Could be worse.”

“Thank you for the approval,” Derek said dryly. 

“C’mon, someone think of something good to ask him,” Isaac whined. “This is our one chance to make him admit to anything!” 

Erica rolled her eyes, saying, “What, do you want us to ask who his crush is?”

“Stiles,” Peter answered promptly. Stiles immediately choked on his own tongue. Peter looked over at him, slightly concerned but more judgemental. 

“I thought you were joking!!” Stiles sputtered out. Peter sighed. 

“I really don’t know why you all insist on believing I’m lying all the time.”

“I didn’t think you were lying,” Stiles defended, “just… not serious when you asked me out.”

“Well, I was.” He looked at Stiles appraisingly. “I still have the tickets, if your answer has changed. The show doesn’t start for another hour.”

“Fuck yes, let’s go!”

“Wait!” Scott protested. “You can’t- he- what if-”

“Scott buddy, stop worrying. You literally could not have more honest proof of his intentions,” Stiles said as he gathered his coat. 

“My intentions aren’t pure at all,” Peter volunteered. “But they are honest.”

Scott continued to stare after them even as they closed the front door behind them. Everyone else got up and started milling around until Derek spoke up. 

“… does anyone else think my granola is too heavy?”

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Stiles could definitely own a year round Halloween store. 

He stocks Spoopy™ shit, along with all the gory face masks and fake blood that preteens love. He also has costumes of all types and for all ages, and his shop is very popular with people looking for special effects makeup. If you know where to look you can definitely find sexy skeleton statues á la thebibliosphere.

And if you really know where to look, you’ll find bark from the nemeton. If you ask the right questions, you might see the shelf of blessed daggers. If you have the right kind of references, you could possibly get some kanima venom, along with a blow up Frankenstein for your yard. 

To most of Beacon Hills, Stiles is a goofy kid who grew up into a goofy, albeit successful, business owner. To the more secretive part Beacon Hills, and everyone who travels the world to visit his shop specifically, he’s the one-stop, last-chance, solution to their problems.

Stiles’ biggest problem is distinguishing the two types of customers. 

Say a shady looking guy in a trench coat comes in, hat pulled down low, paranoid eyes flicking to the cameras and exits. He steps up to counter and says something like, “I’m, uh, looking for some… things.”

And Stiles nods solemnly, thinking that this is the person Braeden called about, the one looking for a blood charm that will give him short term divination abilities. 

“Yes. Come with me.” 

When Stiles leads him to the back room, the guy looks around at all the crystals and vials and finally takes off his hat, revealing an extremely confused expression. 

“What the fuck.”

Stiles almost feels offended. He has an extensive array of magical products, what was the dude expecting?

“What? What fuck? There are zero fucks here.”

“Where are the costumes?” 

Oh noooo. 

“Right through here,” Stiles says as smoothly as he can, leading him through another door that takes them around to the costume section. A short while later Stiles rings him up for a sexy maid costume, while trying to subtly impress upon him that men wearing sexy costumes is Extremely Normal, and not something that needs a trench coat and fake ID. 

Right after that, a kid, about ten, comes in and walks right up to Stiles. 

“Fake blood is over there,” Stiles jerks his thumb over his shoulder with the  smile he gives to all the little miscreants who come in, and then goes back to arranging the plastic jack-o-lanterns. 

“Wonderful,” the child says in a voice far too dry sounding for any child. “Will the fake blood work with the charm, or do I still need to sacrifice my own?”

Stiles swears loudly. Changelings always catch him off guard. 

Anyway, he’s almost definitely using under-the-counter magical sales to continue funding his habit of over stocking light strings that look like little ghosts. 

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The many faces of Stiles Stilinski

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