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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
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everything’s wrong with me. unless someone else is saying “what the hell is wrong with you?” then there is nothing wrong with me and i am god’s favorite little lamb or something
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the unbreakable connection between me and a song I heard in a fanvid over ten years ago
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they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣
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For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.
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You actually do need noble lineage to rightfully rule, but since lineage doesn’t dilute, and given the historic sexual tendencies of people in power wrt their servants, eventually noble lineage spread wide enough that everyone had it and that’s why democracy happened.
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not gonna lie, when i saw that a cybertruck had exploded i legit didn't realize it was some sort of premeditated thing, i just thought it was just another extreme flaw in it's design. i had no idea fireworks were involved, i honest to god thought it just did that on its own
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????
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*squinting into the fog* who goes there?! Willem Dafriend, or...
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