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Hungary: I hate men.

Belgium: Aren’t you married to one?

Hungary: Yes?

Belgium: ..

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I would simply like to share this image, taken from one of my history textbooks, of the full titles of Charles V(Holy Roman Emperor, King of Spain etc etc)

That middle paragraph, is Just his titles.

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Okay so, I’m a history student right? And part of my course covers the German Reformation, so I have been thinking far too much about the internal struggle of HRE as all his people start converting and become religiously divided, but also his king is still Catholic so….

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sufin wedding but they dance to honey, honey by ABBA together

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HWS Germany: How did Gilbert find a guy as sweet as you?

HWS Spain: Actually I hit him with my car while he was breakdancing in a KFC parking lot

HWS Spain: It was love at first sight

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Canada is the type of person to go to the hairdressers, watch silently as they completely fuck up his hair, and then thank them.

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No one:

England finding baby America: pspspspspsps-

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Okay bitches, I’ve caved, I’m gone, over the edge, passed the point of no return. I’m setting up my ao3 and I’m gonna create some awful vibes, might as well get horny jail ready for me.

I am THIS CLOSE to writing my own smut, and I don’t wanna do it but if no one else has then what choices do i have?

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I am THIS CLOSE to writing my own smut, and I don’t wanna do it but if no one else has then what choices do i have?

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Hetalia allies as D&D classes:

England : Warlock, he is terrible at what he does unless it’s practical like getting a broom to sweep the floor on its own.

Russia: a barbarian because Of his carelessness to violence and his large stature.

China: Monk or Druid both give me the same vibe as China due to the fighting style associated with the classes.

America: A fighter a basic class for the basic Himbo.

France: Bard, is anyone shocked?, his perverted nature and love of all things beautiful is why this is his class.

Canada: Canada is a druid because of his quiet nature and the fact That he is nature boy number 1.

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America: *suggests the stupidest idea you have ever heard in your entire life*

England: *makes valid, if a little harshly worded criticisms of said idea*

America: Everyone Is So Mean To Me All The Time.

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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Broke: France is a whore, England is a prude

Woke: France sees sex as an emotional and important act, England sees sex as a physical, not so important act

Bespoke: They’re both whores.

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During the Cold War:-

Russia: *Putting nuclear material near president Nixon*

America: Wow! All this Radiation! Near the President! Hmmmm That’s Sure Strange!

Russia: ᴼʰ ˢʰᶦᵗ⁻

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: What’s you and France’s secret to your long and happy relationship?

England: Fighting.

France: we’ve been in an argument since the 1000’s.

England: You mean the 900’s you dimwit frog.

France: Oh so you think I cannot even keep track of time now, eh?

England: Your memory is worse than I feared, when have I ever thought you could keep track of time?

France: Why you-

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Chibitalia: He said he would come back! He broke his promise!

Hungary: Don’t worry Italy, soon you will learn that men are fruitless endeavours never worth the time or effort you put into them, and then you will feel better knowing he is worse off without you.

Austria: This feels like a targeted attack.