Melanie | 29 | Writer | AuDHD | Bisexual | I’m just three stereotypes in a trenchcoat.
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When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
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remember when millennials said we weren't going to be as weird and stupid about gen z as boomers were about us? lol that didn't last long huh
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they just printed a brand new five dollar bill and theyre giving it away to one lucky deer to eat
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2028 we’re all voting for the giant hand that washed spongebob when he had the suds #bluewave
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“Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.”
— Kurt Vonnegut (via lazypacific)
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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from
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