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sorry I can't hang out today, I'm partaking in a vivid mass hallucination of a 1973 mafia thriller by martin scorsese. Yeah it's gonna be all day
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True desi kid culture is eating Bournvita/Horlicks/Complan power straight out of its container
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whoever wrote the wikipedia article for the kashmir files can go fuck themselves
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Zygotene pachytene diakinesis diplotene ajhsjahfljaflsgflkhalkfagfhkagfskhagfkhagakhs
is this some chemistry stuff?
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I'll volunteer as a tribute 🤚🤚🤚but only if we actually act on those deranged thoughts 🙄🔪like world domination maybe?😮
need someone to sign contract to sit on the rooftop with me under the sky when I’m droopy enough with sleep to let my guard down and talk and talk and talk mindlessly about every deranged thought that crosses my mind
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Chief, i don’t think I’ll be able to tunak tunak tu tanana myself out of this one
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
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Does your heart ever just go....
🧚♀️❤️🥰✨🧚♀️😍🤤🥺❤️😫
😍🥺❤️Cressworth🧚♀️😳✨
😩❤️🧚♀️✨🥺🤤🥰🧚♀️❤️🥰
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I just found the absolute WORST diagram of the human heart. It is an affront to science.
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i’m sick of casual bullshit friendships i want us to do everything together and die for each other
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Sometimes, I wish I was a protagonist in a YA novel but then I remember that requires running
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Rip my granduncle dying in the Partition riots. You would have loved to see the Queen of England kicking the bucket
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Can't believe we killed the Queen under Azadi Ka Amrit Mahotsav celebrations. Go big or go home fr.
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The Desi urge to learn Sanskrit
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Going for a nap while being anxious and sed shit is such a wild bet either you wake up like the world is clear and finally makes sense or with a black-hole like pit in your stomach squeezing your lungs.
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