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*an entire patch of giant pumpkins instantly consumes the area*

-🐿

“PUMPKIN KING JACK!” *Giddily, they take out a cleaver and run off somewhere with a large pumpkin.*

“this is.. better.” *He muses, carefully attempting not to step on one.*

—

*He stares in full and utter disgust, throwing one off his ledge.**That pumpkin, evidently, smashed on Vil’s head.*

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*He was pestering Jamil, as usual, but quickly slinked underwater when said schemer threw a pumpkin at him (with lethal intent).*

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“Every so often, I feel like somethings looming behind me and I refuse to look at it.”

“That is just your sins, keeper.”

“prbly.”

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🩸: uhh 🪦 mod is busy so I’m answering stuff for now

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*a basket of strawberries is thrown at riddle* ... :D

-🐿️

*It cartoonishly hits him, directly in the face— to which he stumbles, falls backwards, and family guy death poses; basket still covering his scowl.*

“Why do I even bother-”

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🪦: HAHAHA IM A PROPHET

CUE THIS IS HALLOWEEN ONCE MORE!!

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*Halloween candy rains from above for 20 minutes*

-🐿️

“U-ugh!” *He covers his head as they pelt down— a scowl on his face.* *Once he recovered, he glared and stamped his foot; the fire over his eye burning brighter.*

“How dare you!”

*They were nibbling on a piece of brain-shaped chocolate, raising an eyebrow from the sidelines.*

“It’s just candy, dude…”

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let them have their early Halloween>:(

“No! Why, I never celebrated “Halloween”— or whatever it’s called; they can wait until October!”

“Besides, that horrid candy will only make them sick.”

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THIS IS HALLOWEEN!!

“HALLOWEEN!”

“Halloween”

“HALLOWEEN!!”

“HALLOWEEN!”

“It is the middle of September, you morons.”

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“gay odyssey.”

“Seriously? That’s the first post today? That’s what you choose?”

“gay STYX”

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“watching monster high as a kid could’ve saved a few of you.”

“What?”

“Pardon?”

“case in point: ”

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“Sucks.”

“Maybe freeze it? The ice should melt by the time it reaches your mouth, right?”

“it’d also toast too.”

“Yuu, yuuya, yuuken, yuuka, that fifth guy..”

“Man, I really did just get the short end of the stick from all of ��em—”

“Wonder how the current prefect’s doing..”

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“Eh, whoops. More used to people being to stubborn to try that.”

“But hey, I mean, if it doesn’t hurt; why not make a snack~?”

“Yuu, yuuya, yuuken, yuuka, that fifth guy..”

“Man, I really did just get the short end of the stick from all of ‘em—”

“Wonder how the current prefect’s doing..”

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“wha- oh you want that put out.”

“uh”

“sit in a fountain?? Idk.”

“Yuu, yuuya, yuuken, yuuka, that fifth guy..”

“Man, I really did just get the short end of the stick from all of ‘em—”

“Wonder how the current prefect’s doing..”

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“Honestly expected nothin’ less, 10/10.”

“Sometimes a little fire is needed” “for enrichment👍”

“Yuu, yuuya, yuuken, yuuka, that fifth guy..”

“Man, I really did just get the short end of the stick from all of ‘em—”

“Wonder how the current prefect’s doing..”

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“Yuu, yuuya, yuuken, yuuka, that fifth guy..”

“Man, I really did just get the short end of the stick from all of ‘em—”

“Wonder how the current prefect’s doing..”

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“Dear seven, overblot or not he’s terrifying.”

I just saw Malleus-sama take out a phiscer price phone I don’t think I’m going to recover.

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*ae shake their head*

do any of you want to be in the outside world? I'm just curious.

-Marilyn, @ramshacklesstarryprefect

“Well, obviously!” *He crosses his arms, the fire over his eye flickering.* “However… Although it would be far more beneficial for my lovely deals, I’d rather not be fought upon arrival.”