inhumanbeing
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inhumanbeing · 6 days ago
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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...
but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu
this has been a psa
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inhumanbeing · 10 days ago
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Uh, that's something I guess
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inhumanbeing · 22 days ago
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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.
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inhumanbeing · 22 days ago
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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...
but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu
this has been a psa
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inhumanbeing · 25 days ago
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Why cant we, the people of tumblr, just pull a green bay packers, and buy the website to be owned by the users?
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inhumanbeing · 1 month ago
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He was counting sheep
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losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something
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inhumanbeing · 1 month ago
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Wtf are you talking about, Klimsdorf was my favorite character in Goncharov.
my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor
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inhumanbeing · 1 month ago
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Post never said I couldnt have sex AFTER getting a dragon. So dragon now, and sex still possible later.
Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than sex.
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inhumanbeing · 1 month ago
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Somebody please tag me when the post is restored or a link to the originals is found.
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I’m obsessed with buildings like this, they are so beautiful because they are pure function. The form is just an incredible display of geometry.
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inhumanbeing · 1 month ago
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gooner mewing baby gronk skibidi rizz in ohio is just the new big chungus ugandan knuckles dogelore ligma is just the new deep fried mlg montage here come dat boy dicks out for harambe is just the new rage face forever alone trololo that feel when no gf which according to my dad is just the modern replacement for nerds incessantly quoting Monty Python at each other
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inhumanbeing · 1 month ago
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inhumanbeing · 1 month ago
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inhumanbeing · 1 month ago
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inhumanbeing · 1 month ago
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inhumanbeing · 1 month ago
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So that Jump Force game will be a riot, right?
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inhumanbeing · 1 month ago
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some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
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inhumanbeing · 2 months ago
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My god, banana conference. In the flesh.
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
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