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Inglesa incorrect quotes
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Feña: It’s in times like these that I wished I had listened to la poly
Fefe: What did she tell you?
Feña: I don't know I wasn't listening
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that’s it. you’re too polite to brag. well, fine, let me. because the only person on earth who loves nana more than belén… is drunk belén.
Belén (drunk)
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STRANGER [over the phone]: hello, am i speaking to the head of the household?
Wale [puts the phone to Penpen's ear]: it's for you
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Seba: why do i have to be the bad guy?
La Benja: i don’t know. why am i the pretty one? we all have our thing
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Maripi: i know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are
La Benja, crying: it’s not a joke, i’m a legit snack
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Feña: y'know what i was thinking?
Belén: hm?
Feña: if your leg gets cut off... would it hurt
Belén:
Belén: DUH
Feña: how though?
Belén: 'cause your leg got cut off
Feña: where are you gonna feel the pain?
Belén: in your... leg...
Feña: exactly! how're you gonna feel the pain...
Belén & Feña: if your leg is gone
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Felipe: i was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed
Fefe: your mom suck me hard and good through my jorts
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Feña:i need nana there. i need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me
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Felipe: wow, you sure have a lot of books about being gay
Tefy: yeah, you know, you have to take a course, otherwise they don’t let you do it
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Tamara: the world population is 7,810,521,683 people, just in case someone started feeling too important
La Benja: 7,810,521,682 people and me
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Feña: [to Fefe and Álvaro] i have total faith in you
Feña: [to the rest of inglesad] there’s like a 60% chance they’ll both die
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Poly: you know what strength is? forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.
La Benja: not to be dramatic, but i would literally rather die.
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Feña: [insert any mechone name], i’m glad i ran into you here. we would like to formally offer you a spot in inglesad
mechone cualquiera: i’m in
Nana: really?
mechone cualquiera: fuck, no! you guys are assholes!
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Wale:i would kill for penpen. and penpen would kill me
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Miss T: i have come to take your oral test
Belen: let me ask nana
Miss T: it's not a choi-
Belen: she said no
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Alvaro: [t-posing in the doorway] good morning, responsible adult
Nana: [not looking up from her breakfast] good morning, problem child
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Fran: oh, so suddenly you don't have a death wish?
Carlos: fran, i've never had a death wish. it's just that i don't believe that i personally can ever die
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