Text
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
sorry bro I can't hang out today, I've got to move these refrigerators. I've got to move these color tvs
86 notes
·
View notes
Text
*foreman scratching his head and frowning at blueprints* So we all know the tao that can be named is not the eternal tao. So we kept lookin' until we found a tao that couldn't be named, but wouldn't you know it, that wasn't the eternal tao either. Right now we're on our third nameless tao and the county board's breathing down our necks to finalize the permit, so we got a truck headed in from Houston, but see, we can't find out where it is or when it'll get here without naming the damn thing. Last I heard it was at a rest stop down near Mobile. Anyway Barry achieved absolute stillness of the soul yesterday which is helping our budget projections but we're still lookin' at about $7k right down the hole,
15K notes
·
View notes
Text
need to fall down this rabbit hole immediately.
38K notes
·
View notes
Text
Blue’s Clues was all predictive programming… of course I can notice the patterns, I was trained by the greatest detectives in the world. the Thinking Chair is my throne; always will be.
63 notes
·
View notes
Text
are you unemployed? has it been a while since youve thought about killing yourself? dont worry, indeed dot com can change one of those things
38K notes
·
View notes
Photo
300 notes
·
View notes
Text
"If you don’t succeed in articulating your suffering in a well-defined structure, you’re fucked. Suffering will eat you alive from the inside out until you have had time to write down whatever it is.
Structure is the only way to avoid suicide. And suicide solves nothing. Imagine if Baudelaire had succeeded in his suicide attempt when he was twenty-four.
Believe in structure. Believe in the old metrical forms, as well. Versification is a powerful tool for liberating the inner life..."
Michel Houellebecq
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
if only i could use my art skills for good
52K notes
·
View notes
Text
my child raised on a healthy diet of tf2 gmod videos and touhou sfm/mmd shitposts could beat up your cocomelon child
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
me (decorated in bloody runes): man why did we ever stop worshipping golden idols this shit rules
severed bull’s head i carry with me for advice: if you mix sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter together you will become a powerful sorcerer
37K notes
·
View notes
Text
A PLA horseman riding towards a nuclear explosion whilst aiming a Kalashnikov during a nuclear weapons test, 1964
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
386 notes
·
View notes
Text
'From 1348 to 1350 the Black Death killed roughly a third of England's population, and chronicles recorded that, after months of heavy rain, the fields of rotting crops were taken over by enormous, vivid fungi in red, purple and black. What a sight that must have been at a terrifying time.'
From 'The Secret Life of Fungi' by Aliya Whiteley
7K notes
·
View notes