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someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way
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X Neil Gaiman is the real MVP
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My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior
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They/them pronouns are now acceptable in academic writing!!!
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what the fuck is going on between poseidon and zeus right now
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yoda in the originals: hee hee hoo hoo little creature i am. ooooo huuhuhuhu
yoda in the prequels: backflip i do. responsible for war crimes i am.
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who needs healthcare when you can just die poor
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John Mulaney in The Comeback Kid (2015) || Dickinson (2019)
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